Would you please make a paragraph with the following words?

Question

You may change the order, tense, usage, and all that stuff if you want. I'm looking for the most humorous crazy paragraph you can come up with. The only logic it has to have is its grammar.

Bucket
Telescopic
Okra salad
John Reid
Gueduck
Tool, Crevice Hose
Zeus
Pizza
Windshield
Spatula
Ebay
Debrief
Entitlement
Droll
Statement
Groovy

Take your time, I'm leaving this open for at least a couple days.

Thats GEODUCK - sorry!

Answer 1

JOHN REID pulled into the driveway of his house. Got out of the car and rubbed a spot off of the windshield with the sleeve of the red shirt he bought off of Ebay. He made his way through the bucket, crevice hose and telescopic fishing pole he had left out from the night before. He walked past his sleeping dog Zeus laying on the porch and went in his front door. He poured himself some Gueduck juice, decided he wanted pancakes for dinner, went to the kitchen drawer and got out the spatuala. He turned on some music, some groovy jazz and thought about the droll meeting he had attended that afternoon. They had given a debrief to the Wisconsin team.
Just then the doorbell rang. Thinking it might be stupid pizza boy who always gets addresses wrong, he opened the door. It was Marianne. His next door neighbor. She drove John insane.
"John, John" "Look what was just delivered to me!"
John looked down and saw that she was holding some legal papers, something about "Entitlement".
"John, can you tell me what this means?"
John had made the statement many times to Marianne that he was not an attorney.
Mariane looked dissappointed. Seems he was always dissappointing her.
Suddenly Marriane pepped up.
"John! I have made a terrific okra salad." "Would you like to come over for a bite?" Marianne looked at him longingly.
"No. I'm having pancakes,"
Marianne looked even more crestfallen, if that was possible.
"I'll tell ya what," John said. "Why don't you bring that Okra Salad over here and we'll give it a go?"
Marianne happily ran out the front door, gave Zeus a pat on the head, made her way around the bucket and crevice hose, looked back at John and said, "I'll bring a tool box for you too!"

Answer 2

I went to pick up the BUCKET of OKRA SALAD and GUODUCK .The Droll from ZEUS who paid me to BUY off EBAY from seller JOHN REID, from behind the PIZZA place for reasons unknown I was to DEBRIEF a GROOVY ENTITLEMENT into a TOOL, CREVICE HOSE to be exact when a SPATULA hit the WINDSHIELD of my car leaving TELESCOPIC cracks.
Wow what a day!

OK here is my attempt lol. I could not find Gueduck as a word, however Guoduck is a claim...... it has been a long time since school so, hopefully this is a paragraph lol! :0)

Answer 3

Captain Zeus, I have First Officer John Reid here. He’s just arrived from the galley.
Thank you, Apollo. Come on in John I was just sitting down to lunch. Perhaps you can tell me if the crew in the galley needs debriefing after all these months at sea.
Wow gueduck again?
I really wish you’d get it right. That’s geo duck and no, it’s not phonetic.
You have to admit they’re the size of the crevice tool at the end of the hose on my Dirt Devil.
Just what are you insinuating?
Always the competitive one aren’t you? How droll.
Come sit. Stay awhile. The cook brought up a bucket of this stuff and I need help finishing it.
Captain, I must say these have a distinct pizza flavor to them. And that’s quite a large okra salad.
Well let’s get down to brass tacks. I’ve taken the crew’s statements and to a man they believe they’ve been cheated out of their entitlement.
I really don’t know what you’re talking about John.
Zeus you know as well as I that we all made a killing marketing those telescoping spatulas on Ebay.
Are you referring to the telescopic spatulas?
Yes. My bad.
Well now that we’ve finished I want you to come see my mid life crisis sports car.
The one with the folding windshield?
That’s the one.
Groovy.
Zeus you’re really dating yourself with that one.

Answer 4

I was told i had a bucket and would not need a teliscopic procedure also that Okra salad would help. The doctor John Reid said "There is no such word as gueduck in the dictionary but i think this is what you may have!?". "I have a tool,Crevice hose by name that should help to clear it up!" he said proudly. He had no anesthtic so i had to pray to Zeus that he would send me will and love to overcome the size of this apperatus in my hole it made it nearly the size of a pizza and if i went outside like this i would have to get a windshield to stop me blowing up like a ballon.
After a while he reached for a spatula and put some cheap cream he had found on ebay and inserted it deep inside. he said that i had had more than my entitlement of the cream but because i was so big he would shove his in and see if it made a difference he was a kind of groovy mover as he twisted and turned it made me very excited.
Then came the hospital statement,

Treatment for Gueduck is as follows
Crevice hose (elephant size) £100
Spatula (that has been in guiness book of records) £450
Ebay cheap ky jelly (XXXXXXXXXlrg) 40p
1 BIG CO CK (and in the end the entiredoc himself) Free

I went to the hospital the next week still wondering why the doc was still deep in my thoughts and as i waited nervously outside his office i prepared myself for the operation debrief but it was funny as i could already hear wat he was going to say?
A man opened the door with a stern look on his face "We belive you have something belonging to us Miss?" " What i still have the spatula up there?" I wimpered "NO" said the man " We would like the doctor back please, he is not your own personal vibrator!" Overall this was a pretty droll experienceX

Answer 5

THere once was a woman on yahoo!answers. She asked a question that said"Would you please make a paragraph with the following words?" The words were Bucket, Telescopic, Okra salad John Reid, Gueduck Tool , Crevice Hose, Zeus, Pizza, Windshield, Spatula, Ebay, Debrief, Entitlement, Droll, Statement, and Groovy.

THE END

Answer 6

Hi, my name is John Reid and i love pizza, and i love too pee ib buckets. I live in my car, abd my windsheild cheers me up cuz it looks like its dancing! I love okra salad. I've had the same plate for 5 years!!!! i only eat a piece a day. i love ebay. if it wasnt for ebay i wouldnt have my bucket.[see above] ebay's groovy!!! what a statemnet soory my spelling is a bit off. i have a telescopic eye for spatulas, ever since spongebob had one. hes like zeus!!! sorry im so dumb i dont no what the following men:tool, cevisehorse, debrief, entitlement, or droll means.

Pece out and stay groovy!!!!!