Can you write an interestin paragraph incorporating these phrases?

Question

( This is not homework. I am a 57 year old who greatly enjoys the hysterical stories so many of you come up with!)
1. Monday night football
2. I hardly slept a wink
3. something is behind thoses bushes
4. the eyes glowed in the dark
5. it came from outer space
6. do you hear that humming

Answer 1

After Monday Night Football I was watching the news. There was a story about George & Laura Bush. Something is behind those Bushes I was thinking but I could not put my finger on it. I tried to go to bed but I hardly slept a wink. My wife & I went for a walk and she said to me "Do you hear that humming?" I said yes, that was me. I heard an old song today and I was humming it to myself. All of the sudden, A cat jumped off a roof, the eyes glowed in the dark. It scared my wife and she screamed. I laughed and said " What were you scared of, It's not like it came from outer space or something. As I slept on the couch that night, I told myself never mock my wife again.