Some little characteristic, be it in general, or of your specific partner.
2006-10-09 11:48:06 · 29 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh...no...there IS nothing more amusing
than having the ability to pee on a tree,
off a bridge, over a cliff, or into a bottle,
without even lowering your pants.
2006-10-09 17:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bread.
Yep. Bread.
They get a loaf of bread every three days. Which means one loaf is three days old, and the other is fresh. You go to make a sarnie, squeeze both loaves, and grab the fresh one.
And then they appear as if by magic. As if the squeezing of the loaf is some kind of magical invocation; rub the lamp to summon the genie, squeeze the bread to summon the woman.
"Use the old stuff up first!" They wail.
The net result is that there is always fresh bread in the cupboard, but only ever three-day old bread on my damned plate...
2006-10-09 12:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question. I've always wondered what females do when they spend the amount of time in the bathroom that elapses between their entrance and their exit an hour later. Instead of crying, I've learned to find the process amusing--but WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE?
They can't be making themselves beautiful--my wife was beautiful when she first went in!
2006-10-09 11:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by Robert M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to raid his closet, something men never do to women and I like the way he has regular jeans t-shirts and sneakers and dress up ones as well. You gotta love anyone with a dress t-shirt for special nights. I don't think he gets amused when I raid his closet though.
2006-10-10 02:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To answer with candor I'd need to break her down into pieces for consoderation like...her cute little nose that amusingly twitches when she is perturbed. And her toes-they are something...sticking out of her thong slippers, etc.
2006-10-09 12:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fact that guys dont have to apply any make up and still look good. As for the 99.9% of females that cant do this, im speechless
2006-10-09 11:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by fairy_chika 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I find it amusing when a guy doesn't think he's amazing, even when it's obvious to everyone around him. makes me want to get him out of his shell - even though I'm pretty shy myself!
2006-10-09 12:01:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The way that they hint around that they want sex. Just come right out and say it already! LOL
2006-10-09 11:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Obama, 47 y/o political virgin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If someone wearing sunglasses ,while talking to you,and don't take them off.
So I don't get a chance to look in their eyes!
2006-10-09 12:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Teal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The right sense of humor.
2006-10-09 11:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋