2006-10-09 11:06:53 · 22 answers · asked by MIMSTRIK 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Life's a trip, you just have to remember to come back.....
2006-10-09 11:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by greywolf0053 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I have a fantastic life quote.
2006-10-09 12:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HERES A FEW!
For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
"It'd be nice to mean something to everyone and everything to someone."
"Success is when you get everything you want, but happiness is when you want everything you get."
"I knew I'd be laughing looking back at the times I cried, but I never knew I'd be crying looking back at the times I laughed."
"Don't give up on a dream because of the length of time it takes--the time will pass anyway."
"Walk behind me and I may not lead, walk in front of me and i may not follow, but walk beside me, and I will walk with you."
"It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it."
"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
"We are each not perfect, but we are perfect for each other."
"I love you twice as much today than yesterday but not half as much as tomorrow."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
"If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."
"When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero."
"Men use sex to express every emotion except love."
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it."
"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
"I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing."
"We can know what God is not, but we cannot know what He is."
"God did not create the world in seven days. He partied/procrastinated the first six days and pulled an all-nighter."
"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."
"Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit."
"What is mind? No matter. --- What is matter? Never mind."
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
"Software is the part you swear at and hardware is the part you kick."
"The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
"I don't like sex on the computer. I mean, I keep falling off."
"Remember, you are a completely unique and distinct individual. Just like everyone else."
"Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for years."
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
2006-10-09 11:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Missbribri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sitting with a grand child on each knee. What could be more fantastic than that?
2006-10-09 12:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The meek shall inherit the earth -- the 6 foot plot of it right above them.
2006-10-09 13:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by hq3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Live life to the fullest because it's too short to cheat yourself on."
"Waking up each day is a blessing, so be glad because there's people out there that would beg to live a day longer."
"Why wish for death over life when you are granted and damned with both?"
"I feel what you feel, and we live for each other."
2006-10-09 14:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Experience is a tough teacher. She gives the exam first and the lesson afterwards.
2006-10-09 11:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are one in a million & live in the USA, there are about 290,000 Humans just like you.
If you are one in a million & live in the China, there are about 1,500,000 Humans just like you.
If you are one in a million & live on the Earth, there are about 6,500,000 Humans just like you.
2006-10-09 11:26:32 · answer #8 · answered by LeBlanc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it"
-albert Einstein-
2006-10-09 11:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by natarrenata 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life is short it's up to you to make it sweet.
2006-10-09 11:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by UNapologetic! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If my life were going any better I'd have to be twins.
2006-10-09 12:52:32 · answer #11 · answered by drg5609 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋