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Thats what comes when you have an open mind

2006-10-09 10:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Bill L 5 · 2 0

Numnuts... Listen to me carefully. They gave you a lobotomy because you were doing some sort of obnoxious behavior. The lobotomy will stop you from acting like such a twitchy clown. You should not try to overcome the effects because the effects are what they were trying to achieve. If you keep resisting they may have to put you to sleep.

2006-10-09 17:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 0 0

y You are pretty much up a river with no paddle.

There is NO cure to the side effects of a Lobotomy.

Only when the nerve endings finally heal will you know the full damage (they call it a treatment) done to the frontal lobe.

2006-10-09 17:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Luther 6 · 0 1

I think it may be irreversible.

That's why I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

(sorry, couldn't resist)

2006-10-09 17:47:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 7 · 0 0

I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than to have to have a frontal lobotomy.

2006-10-09 17:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by Edward F 4 · 1 0

You don't need to "overcome the effects" -- you just need to change careers. You are now perfectly qualified to be an alternative health "doctor" - a homeopath or crystal healer or colon hydrotherapist or some such crap! GOOD LUCK!

2006-10-09 22:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Ok, for those of you scorning the question take a look here...It is possible that this is a serious question! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy

If it is a serious question I would suggest you talk to your doctors, I can't see there be many neurosurgeons sitting in front of their PC's on here!

2006-10-10 04:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by huggz 7 · 0 0

you need medications, depending on what lobe of brain was affected..or taken off. u need physical and occupational therapy for u to go back to activities of daily living

2006-10-09 17:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0 0

So just a minor operation then!!

why not go the whole hog and have brain surgery.

2006-10-10 18:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by silly 2 · 0 0

I'm afraid you are in a quandry, Clown. To my knowledge, there is no known reversal of a lobotomy.
Just wear your clown suit and enjoy!

2006-10-09 17:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by ihopetokissafrog 3 · 0 0

Ask Tony Blair

2006-10-09 17:48:06 · answer #11 · answered by english_rose10 3 · 1 2

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