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Maybe it's because the didlo isn't attached to big fat hairy stinky sweaty man!

If I were a woman (I'm not) I would surely be a lesbian!

2006-10-09 10:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 3 0

let's see...the reason are: (and landerscott put it sooo much better than I can)
1) A dildo doens't smell like a sweaty locker room
2) It can be washed and easily put away in a drawer
3) It's always ready and never says it's tired, drunk or any other silly reason
4) it doesn't fall asleep on me
5) It has multiple speeds and I'm the one who's driving it..snicker

I could go on and on but I think I better stop. I choose to be a lesbian. I'm not attracted by guys but it doesn't mean I don't like a little toy now and then.

2006-10-09 20:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0 0

I wouldn't use a dildo, vibrator, or any other object even closely resembling male anatomy. It makes me ill to see anything penis-like and I certainly wouldn't let anyone touch me with one!

I didn't choose to feel like this, I can't change it. I didn't DECIDE to be a lesbian. But I sure am happy that I am !!!!

2006-10-09 21:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by imnlove22 2 · 1 0

I am not attracted to males. Also, there is an emotional connection that I have with females that I could never have with males. A dildo can't get you pregnant and also as long as it's clean won't give you STD's. That's why.

2006-10-11 14:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by Scully 6 · 0 0

Dildos don't.

Fart
watch football
leave you for younger prettier dildos
make messes
burp
drink beer
play pool
forget birthdays
forget aniverseries
forget your mother's name
hit on your sister
hate your cat
like muscle cars, pro wrestling, ultimate fighting, the man show, hunting fishing or bass boats.
and when you get bored of your dildo,, just throw it away and buy another no strings attatched.

Crap,, I hope my wife don't read this.

2006-10-09 17:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by landerscott 4 · 5 0

Females are more intimate during sex, and I don't look at the dildo or strap-on as a male part, but as something my girl friend uses in the right way on me to make me scream her name!!!!!

2006-10-09 17:44:29 · answer #6 · answered by sexymami 2 · 3 0

the other good points are that
1..you don't need to make it breakfast in the morning
2..they don't wine when they cant maintain an erection and try to blame it on you
3..you can put it away and forgetabout it without it texting you and asking questions
4..they very rarely try to sell your plasma wide-screen and your computer while your at the mall.
5..they almost never complain about you choice of friends.


all in all not a bad option.

2006-10-09 19:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Bearable 5 · 0 0

You don't need a dildo to feel pleasure.
Warm soft hands that know your body and her body and that knows what a woman really like. Just like intimacy. Besides dildon don't seek only their pleasure they are just an ianstrument in a game named sex

2006-10-09 18:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by petit chat 2 · 3 0

sweetie... WHATEVER makes you think that ALL lesbians use a dildo? Shoo, go play with the kids and leave the grownups alone. You're a retard

2006-10-11 10:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nut B 4 · 0 1

It is very funny to me that the bad traits that are presented here about men are usually the diesiel dyke type traits lesbians pick up to butch up their skills. I am convinced it is penis envy and me being gay has never prompted me to have a pocket woo woo.

2006-10-10 16:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0 0

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