2006-10-09 09:54:41 · 12 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hmmm... Agnes the mean old fish would say "Feed me or I'll kill you!" Man, I hate that fish.
2006-10-12 03:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Mom! Look at me.....I'm talking! Wild.....I can finally answer all of those millions of questions you've asked me over the years. I have no idea how long this magical spell will last so I better get this all in quickly. Here goes..........
Yes, I ate the Christmas cookies off the counter while they were cooling. I so didn't think you'd notice. Who knew that green icing would stick to my muzzle. Sorry about that.
Yes, I dug the whole in the yard. But it wasn't my fault!! This little mole dared me. YOu really should have smacked his nose, not mine.
You really really were not suppose to find that stain on the carpet. Didn't you at LEAST think I was smart to go way way way over in the corner where no one else ever ventures? Shouldn't I at least get puppy points for that?
Yes, Ma'am I need that morning hug......and every day dammit! I hate those mornings you are in a hurry and let me outside without a hug, kiss or as much as a hello. *sniff* Remember doggies have feelings too you know.
Ok ok ok.......yes I killed the skunk. But he had it comin! He sprayed me. But I showed him now didn't i? Of course who knew I'd stink for days and then you'd wash me in everything known to man including Hydrogen Peroxide!! Now I'm the only black lab in the neighborhood with orange hair. Nice, mom.......nice. *rolls eyes*
But mostly.........I need to say I love you.......Thanks for ruff...arf...ruff...ruff.............(as the magic fades......*sigh*)
2006-10-10 05:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pet does have the magical ability to talk. He is an African Grey Timneh parrot. His first words were: "Got to go out?".
2006-10-09 17:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by Animaholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOw many times do I have to throw up before you stop giving me that crappy food!!
C'mon people work with me here!!
Where's my fuzzy ball too?? It's not like I can get it from unfderneath the couch on my own! I only weigh 12 pounds!!
2006-10-09 16:58:33 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen lady,I know that you love me,and you think that I am your little baby,but hey I am a dog,so quit it with the shaggin baby talk.
2006-10-09 19:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're not coming outside to feed us, then don't bother coming out at all!!
2006-10-09 17:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Them bones give me gas.
2006-10-09 16:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My freaking name is Jack, not pooper :)
2006-10-09 16:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed me, dammit.
2006-10-09 17:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to get LAID!!!
2006-10-09 17:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by vwolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋