Space Clowns
Evil Clowns (of the non-space variety)
Angelic Mimes
Gummi Bears
Plush Toys
Garden Gnomes
Cereal Spokesman (Lucky, Tony T.T, Cap'n Crunch, ect ect)
Zombie Rubber Chickens
2006-10-09 09:26:22 · 6 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I believe the Zombie Rubber Chickens because RUBBER IS INDESTRUCTIBLE!! Well, of course they burn easily but that is beside the point... All of the others decompose easily except for Rubber.And they are zombies, after all, so they've seen the death..
The Space Clowns are too busy blowing eachother up and into their make up. So is the Evil Clowns. The Angelic Mimes are just too beautiful and I doubt they believe in violence. Gummi Bears are far too edible and delicious! And you can tear their little bodies apart...Haha... The Plush toys are too busy partying with eatchother in my closet. The Garden Gnomes are of the common garden variety and therefore lack the "intelligence" to beat the mighty Zombie Rubber Chickens. And, let's face it, Cereal Spokesmen are far too into themselves to fight... Haha.
Plus, I, Chuckles, am rooting for the Zombie Rubber Chickens so they WILL win or else some people's head's are going to be in the dumpster along with those 3 clowns...
2006-10-09 10:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by misery 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is really 1 of ur most crazy questions yet
here i go:
Zombie Rubber Chickens will get 1st place beacuse they can fling themselvs very far
haha thjat is how they get around...
2nd place Plush Toys beacuse once the others fall asleep they creep up very slowly and hypnotize u so u start attacing urslf oncr the battle has begune... hehe...
3rd will be Cereal Spokesmen beauce they get on ur nerves sooo easly u go crazy the moment u get on the battle field
Garden Gnomes r in 4th beacue they have got those weaird ( cool) smiles that freak u (me) out
then the space clowns (they r the good ones right?) they have u as there leader (p.s. how did the battle between u and the clown under ur bed go?)
Gummi Bears r next bcuse the only way 2 get rid of them is 2 at them!!
fter that id have 2 say: Angelic Mimes they r stronger than the evil space clowns
Evil Clowns (of the non-space variety) will b the first 2 flee from the battle field beacuse there r very little of them left (thanx 2 me);-) and once they c the amount of zombie rubber chickens they realize they can never take control of the unniverse!!
well wadda u think?
p.s. the space clowns might have u as their leader but u need2 get them some better weapons beacuse banana peels and water flowers those r hardly smt u can win with!!!
*BIG smile*
;-)
2006-10-10 01:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Angelic Mines. The mimes would eat the gummi bears because they're to busy having their big bag orgy (think about it) and would squeeze the toys to death.The would put the gnomes on their lawns and watch as they get stolen from the neighborhood gang. Both gangs of clowns would battle to see who's the best, so the mimes would just mediate and send them to make their own circus. For the spokesman, he'd be hired to annouce their enterance into every building, and the rubber chickens will be laid to rest with a promise of being sent to Heaven when they really would burn in Hell. So! The Angelic Mimes would win with their cunning and super huge wings. The only flaw would they would need to use a way without using their voices.
2006-10-09 09:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dragon like Plush Toys best out of that list. Dragon would fight for Plush Toys. Dragon is very big and breathes fire. Dragon could take care of anybody on list with breathe fire. If fire not work, Dragon eet them. Dragon very good at eeting too. Dragon especially like eet Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears taste very good. Dragon eet them first. After Gummi Bears, Dragon move onto Garden Gnomes. Dragon toast Garden Gnomes before eeting. (taste best that way) Then Mimes and Clowns. Dragon just roast Mimes and Clowns. Maybe eet some, if not too full. After that Cereal Spokesthings. Dragon not eet cereal (it give Dragon the farts) much, but Dragon would eet cereal mascots. Then Zombie Chicken Things. Dragon burn and eet Zombie Chicken Things last. They move slowest, so Dragon least worried about Zombie Chicken Things.
But if bad guys fight like in real life and all come at Dragon at once, then Dragon eet and eet and eet and eet and burn and burn and burn and there not be any order to it.
Thank you.
2006-10-09 09:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
evil space clowns would definately win this battle. see they would have the last laugh.....
Pun intended.
also they would just crack up the compition. they would wait until last in the battle before entering and just crack alot of corny jokes. There upon theiir werey fores that are already exhausted from battle they will give up their will to live and die a slow painful death.
2006-10-10 02:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Space clowns... they have more advanced technology and ronald mac donald is no competence....
2006-10-09 09:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋