...Are there any benefits? I'm looking for a career change...so any info you have would be appreciated.
2006-10-09 09:11:30 · 12 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm a professional assassin.
So i guess i'm also a stalker by chance alone.
I stalk for about two weeks in order to really get to know the schedule of my future victims.
The pay depends on the employer.
Although i'm freelance, i get paid approximately $6666 a job.
The main benefit is the money. It keeps me warm at night. The other benefit is the cool outfit i get to don. I'm usually dressed in a black sweater, black pants, black shoes. I wrap a scarf around my hair that's black (of course). And i can't forget the sunglasses. I'm a fan of wearing the sunglasses at night. It makes me feel all Corey Hart-esque. And the other benefit would be the actual assassination part. Quite fun as long as you don't know the person getting killed.
It's not a personal job.
It's not like i have a vendetta against any of my victims.
I like the pay. I like the outfit. I like the arsenal (knives and guns)...
Sometimes i have to use a sniper rifle.
You should defenitely try it.
If you're interested, we could be partners....
But i like working alone.
I call myself 'the professional'.
No relation to Jean Reno, of course.
2006-10-10 01:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the highly professional stalker the celery can be quite good. Why don't you close your living room blinds at night? Are you still wearing that same soup stained t-shirt? I am union so I have health benefits, which come in handy because when I stalk at night during the dead of winter the common cold is a real threat. It really creeps up on you.
2006-10-10 07:10:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi......Magnum D.I. here. You can call me Dee.
And yes.......I am a professional stalker. I find a clue and hone in on it like it were gold. Are you considering this line of work? From what I know of you, you are going to have to change your laissez faire anything goes attitude and think like a dee'vious one. Don't worry......I can train you. The pay sucks.........but the benefits are plenty. You loin stuff.
Now the stuff you learn is not always pleasant. It can be very disturbing in fact. You will discover things you wish you never knew. So really really think hard before going over to the dark side. Truthfully..........it sucks you in and climbing out the hole can be brutal. Think it over!
**jumps in her red ferrari and is off like a light**
2006-10-10 06:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start by joining a stalking gang. You stalk a stalker who is stalking another etc. etc. right up until the point where somebody is stalking a real person.
You learn all the tricks of the trade and then get syphillis.
2006-10-09 16:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a pro stalker is great! the pay is usually good unless u get caught.
2006-10-09 16:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by D-Dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stalker will certainly guarantee you 3 square meals, medical care, free TV.
A helluva deal I would say!
2006-10-09 21:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends if you are going to be a celery,corn or rice stalker....
Rice pays more as celery is greatly disliked and corn stalkers are kinda hard to handle....
2006-10-09 18:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an amateur. No pay involved. I intend to not turn pro. Then your employer would expect high quality photos or video.
2006-10-09 19:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a ligament job and call it "private investigator for hire". Then list many options, cheating spouses, daycare abuse, employees, then you might make good money. Good luck!
2006-10-09 16:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by flower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do it in the name of science.
2006-10-09 16:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋