2006-10-09 09:05:35 · 20 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes!! That gnome has just given the signal to the other 49 Gnomes hiding around the corner. If you leave now terrible things will happen inside your house.
These Gnomes are renowned for their unsocial and flat out obnoxious behaviour.
They will drink out of your milk carton, lick all the lollies in the lolly jar then put them back. Prance around wearing your undies, steal one of every sock, use the toilet and not flush. They are a menace and need to be taught a lesson.
But be warned, you need to be extra smart in trapping and disposing of them. GOOD LUCK!
2006-10-09 14:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Garden gnome make nice appetizer. Send garden gnome to Dragon. Dragon take care of garden gnome for you. Yum.
2006-10-09 16:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I saw my garden gnome winking I'd definitely need help. Sounds like you do too.
2006-10-09 16:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feel flattered. That runt has a laborious job to do....though it is Halloween time, you might just watch out for the conspiracy theories here......just take a Valium and give your garden gnome the finger the next time you leave.....tell him to flirt with his own kind. Might be that time of the month.......he sound quite gay. maybe he is going all aqualung on you....perhaps get him a garden gnome friend..... of the same persuasion......tell him to cut that $hyte out...!!!!
2006-10-09 16:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. omigosh. gnomes are scary.
crap. i already have enough trouble walking past the little buggers, now i can never leave my house again.
2006-10-09 16:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by H*Less 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, stay calm. If he thinks you are scared, it will make him think he's got you. Next time, wink back, and walk right by. It will show him who's boss.
2006-10-09 16:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by momcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go hide! Quickly!
2006-10-09 16:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no get another gnome for him or her
2006-10-09 16:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Those things are creepy enough as it is.
2006-10-09 16:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no hand him a beer & he'll leave you alone & watch ur house for u while ur gone
2006-10-09 16:07:13 · answer #10 · answered by Wish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋