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2006-10-09 08:56:23 · 17 answers · asked by erics.life 1 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Your condom could split while you are in the middle of a s+ag with a £50 prostitute. Yak.
2006-10-09 08:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pee wee getting caught in my zipper at the toilet, while the whole board room is waiting for my final analysis on a new product to be launched called safety zippers
2006-10-09 17:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by fantasyland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a transport cafe, asked for bowl of curry and a tea,
Waitress said that she sold out of curry, but the tea`s still on,
The bloke next to me had a bowl of curry, but it was pushed to one side, while he was eating his fish and chips,
So i asked if I could buy it from him, and as he had a mouth full, he just gestured at me,
So i took the curry and tucked in, as i got to the bottom of the bowl, there was a dead mouse lying there, all maggoty and crispy, so i threw up the curry back into the bowl,
And the bloke next to me, looked at me and said "that's funny, that's exactly what i done".
2006-10-09 17:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by GB123 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
stepping on the pronged end of a rake barefoot-
ouch to your foot and then when the handle nails you in the forehead.
2006-10-09 18:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
being marooned on a desert island with Lenny Henry for my sole companion.
2006-10-09 16:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having to stand by and watch someone I love being hurt, and not being able to do anything about it.
2006-10-12 18:37:04 · answer #6 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading the endless drivell that twats like you write
2006-10-09 16:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
obviously losing a loved one- but to kill somebody in an accident must be terrible!
2006-10-09 17:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
doing something i should not of been doing in the first place and getting caught by my partner
2006-10-09 15:59:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can die. That's the only thing that can happen to you that you won't survive
2006-10-09 16:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by hockypuck23 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋