old wives tales...?

Question

wots the best old wives tale ya ever heard????

Answer 1

don't go camping when you have your period bears will kill you

Answer 2

The ones about how you can tell what sex your baby is! According to the way i carried i should have had a boy (all up front and nothing behind) but i had a girl (and knew it was a girl from my 20 week scan). how can your shape prove a girl or boy?!?! i mean surely they're all baby shaped!

Answer 3

I you eat a bean at half two on a monday night your head will expand over three times its natural size and your hands will fall off

Answer 4

mrs mac. it is possible for a man to smell when a woman is on her period. i never listern to a word my wife say's. so i dont here about all her tales?

Answer 5

One of the best told to youngsters is don't swallow chewing gum cos it will clog your stomache. There is even a rhyme about it;

Chewing gum, chewing gum;
made of wax;
brought me to my grave at last.

Answer 6

If you go swimming on a full stomach you'll get cramp and drown. See what your doctor thinks of that one.

Answer 7

My mother told me never to wash my hair when I had my period. Aye right, no chance misses. She also told me that men could smell when I had my period.

She never liked me much 8~)

Answer 8

don't swallow chewing gum cos it will stick Ur bum shut........stop playing with Ur willy or it will fall off......stop playing with it you'll go blind...........if the wind changes Ur face will stay like that(when kid pulling a face)........eat Ur crusts it will put hairs on Ur chest (if Ur a boy) eat ur crusts it will make ur hair curly (if ur a girl).......if you keep ur socks on during sex u wont get pregnant

Answer 9

i dont listen to wife's tales when you do you have to start believing in them

Answer 10

eating crusts make your hair curly