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I have been.
AXED
SHOT
STABBED
KNOCKED DOWN 5 TIMES
AND A CAR DROPPED DOWN ON ME
FEEL 50ft
SLASSHED WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE
SEEN THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
AND I AM HERE

2006-10-09 08:42:13 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Men's Health

33 answers

"Who typed this"

2006-10-09 20:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1 0

Iv been shot
crippled
stitches in head from a flying metal object
raped
bitten
3 concusions in a year
head slammed in ground
punched in the head
burned badly
broken bone
kicked
how ya doing?lol

2006-10-09 08:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you are reading this then I think you can assume you are not dead. Perhaps you should be thinking that you are soooooo lucky to be alive and maybe there is a special purpose or reason you are still able to breathe? Be careful, and don't walk any under ladders!

2006-10-09 08:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by MissHazel 4 · 1 0

is that all?........you lucky b*****d, l was beaten to death twice a day, made to lick the road clean with my tongue, given half a tomato for dinner and went to sleep in a shoe box in the middle of the road with my 8 brothers and sisters, and that's if we were lucky. But if you tell young folks that today they would never believe you.

2006-10-09 11:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by recall611 3 · 1 0

You are still with us but I think you must have upset someone in a previous life. Either that or you are the reincarnation of Atilla the Hun.

2006-10-09 08:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by paul b 2 · 1 0

Give it around another 25 minutes

2006-10-09 10:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 · 1 0

Dear Highlander
Definitely visit your Dr tomorrow !
M

2006-10-09 08:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 1 0

You are one heck of survivor, that`s for sure.
But yes, you are still alive, unless you have internet in the spirit world

2006-10-09 08:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ateviel 3 · 2 0

The only way to die and stay dead is to have your head chopped off

2006-10-09 09:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by pat e 4 · 1 0

Nope, the only way a person like you can die is kill yourself with a chainsaw!

2006-10-09 09:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

be a bit hard to ask a question on here if you were dead so i would say no, you are not dead yet! lol

2006-10-09 08:43:54 · answer #11 · answered by amy w 2 · 1 0

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