been surrounded by the miserable all day need to know that there are quality people still out there!
2006-10-09 08:34:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My hubby and dog just farted in unison and they both look at me like I did it, nerve of them.
2006-10-09 10:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 11, I use to go to this park down the road from my house. It was winter time and the park would have huge puddles that would freeze, it made awesome skating. Well, one day I was heading home and met some people who had a Great Dane(dog). I thought woe! Thats a BIG dog. I loved animals, so I had to admire. Anyway, I was talking to someone and did not keep an eye on the dog. As I was talking, I felt something very unusual going on with my leg. Something wet and hot, when I looked, to my horror, the dog mistook MEEEEEE for a tree and pee wee'd on my leg. I was mortified. I held a grudge for a long time against dogs, LOL!
2006-10-09 15:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by rzblossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Popasockaloo
2006-10-09 15:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by pixie007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
“Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok”
2006-10-09 16:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by frut01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get some religion in your life.Learn about the one true God.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.venganza.org/
Hope this cheers you up
RAmen
2006-10-09 15:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend is overdue giving birth to her first child and i keep saying inappropriate things to her on msn about sitting in wet patches and kersploosh noises!
2006-10-09 15:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knickers!
2006-10-09 15:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superfury ginger raccoons
2006-10-09 15:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cornflakes
2006-10-10 03:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by James C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tuti anos canacos bonos,,,,,,,,,,,means,, you have the balls of a donkey
2006-10-09 15:42:49 · answer #10 · answered by chelsea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋