Besides getting rid of Jane (thats easy, I have a sexy friend who is in love with her!!)
I am fit, fast, strong and not scared of heights and wild animals.
2006-10-09 07:36:00 · 15 answers · asked by Sunbeam 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Cook him some biscuts and gravy!!
2006-10-10 16:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come this way, dear! Tarzan's in this room down the hall! It a nice, big, white room with padded walls. Oh, and don't forget to put on this jacket! Tarzan really goes ape for women wearing these types of jackets. Here, let me help you put it on. Just slip your arms into these sleeves. That's a good girl. Now fold your arms. And I'll just tie these straps to the back.....that's it! All ready for your visit with "Tarzan". Just step inside this room. Oh, and I'll need to lock the door behind you, you understand. It's for the best and for your own good....
2006-10-09 09:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, you can't. He's married. Plenty of times, people tried to get rid of Jane -- and they almost always came to a bad end (read the books).
2006-10-10 07:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up as Jane! he'll never know, he acts like a monkey for Persias sake! lol
2006-10-09 07:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by Paris, je t'aime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to communicate with the animals and then practise swinging through trees...plus U must play hard to get otherwise he'll think that you wanna date his pet chimp, Cheeter. LOL
2006-10-09 07:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by Le Baron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Honey, your just going to have to live vicariously through Jane.
If I can't have Inuyasha, you can't have Tarzan.
:p
2006-10-09 12:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Aleaha S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jane wasn't your problem. He screws w/ the animals.
2006-10-09 07:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act like a monkey!
2006-10-09 07:37:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since he is over 80, should not be able to out run you
so u like older guys really older
2006-10-09 09:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by jess g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring lots of banana's.
2006-10-09 07:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by dd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋