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how about this:
Blah? Blah-blah-blah-blah.
Blah-blah, balh-blah, blah-blah, blah, blah.
blah-blah.

2006-10-09 06:49:35 · answer #1 · answered by moonie 3 · 0 1

Hello pause
Hello pause
Hello pause
City morge you stab em! and we slab em! This answering machine will have to do as all the good help are unavailble. Pleas e leave a number after the tone.

2006-10-09 13:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by mmshall 3 · 0 1

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=654

This is a funny answering machine message.

2006-10-09 13:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by UbiquitousGeek 6 · 0 0

To hear a duck quack...dial 9. To leave a message quack after the beep!!!!

2006-10-09 13:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by bugear001 6 · 0 1

Start saying the message ("I'm not here" yadda yadda) then screw up and say "Bah! Son of a " then let go of the button...Son of a BEEEP!

2006-10-09 13:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Yoi_55 7 · 0 1

Hello , yes ... sorry , we are not here ... call later .... or you can just record a message after the beep ...

2006-10-09 13:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by Luay14 6 · 0 1

thank you for calling, if you would like to press 1, please press 1 now
if you would like to press 2, please press 2 now......

all the way to 9
lol
then, or just leave a message at the tone.

( and i bet you only get important messages after that (who else would wait)

2006-10-09 13:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by papeche 5 · 0 1

say "I have won the Lotto have a great day"

2006-10-09 13:49:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hello?

(pause)

HELLO?

(pause again)

HELLO!!!!???

(pause yet again)

OH! That's right! I'm not here! Please leave a message!

2006-10-09 13:42:16 · answer #9 · answered by bigdogthepirate 2 · 0 1

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