My ex NY male prostitute skid row dweller drug addict presntly LA times writer friend Sam has just got back from Peru where he was on a purging diet drinking something called ayhauaca, a mixture of plants from the amazon forest. He went with my ex millionaire who left everything to pursue spiritual life asexual frenchmen addict body healer therapist friend Thiara Kumara, with whom he was big friends with. But, alas, when Sam came back he told me Thiara is going nuts because she's been drinking the mixture for a whole month now, lying naked in a room within the jungles of the amazon forest, having allucinatic trances the whole day. My friend Sam knew in Peru a very handsome xamanic priest with whom he fell in love spiritually and now Thiara has sent Sam a letter from Peru saying that everybody there is scandalized of knowing he was caught jerking off in his suposedly spiritual room. He told me he never done that and now Thiara broke the friendship with him because she thinks it's true.
2006-10-09 06:17:49 · 8 answers · asked by Fabulous, young and broke! 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
what I didn't know was that Thiara has already tried to have sexual relationship with my sissy friend Sam and that she may be very upset that he's gay and not trying to make her happy on bed because her playboy ayahuaca addict french bf prefers to jerk off than have sex with her. Now Sam is spreading the word about Thiara Kumara and she's coming back from Peru a week on Tuesday! And they're roommates. How can be of help to both of them?
2006-10-09 06:19:17 · update #1
Sounds like a plotline by William S Burroughs...great to read, perhaps not to get involved in.
2006-10-09 06:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! How on earth did you manage to spit all that out? What a mouthful! Are you sure you're not talking about a soap opera? If it isn't, it could be!
2006-10-09 06:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by rebecca_sld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I thought I had it bad. The only problem I have is where am I going to get the money for the baby's formula.
2006-10-09 06:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by draftboyg 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, I would stay out of it entirely. Let them sort out the mess. Good luck.
2006-10-09 06:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to write a movie... So you can be old, rich, and the most fabulous.
2006-10-09 06:35:37 · answer #5 · answered by mylife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was the title of the movie again??
2006-10-09 06:20:06 · answer #6 · answered by Liwayway 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holy crapples!! I just got diarrhea from reading your story...do you ever read someones story or question and just spontaneously get diarrhea? Thanks a lot dude, now I have to go home because I have a fear of public toilets and won't go at work...
If I lose my job, I'm holding you responsible...
2006-10-09 06:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Billy 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Does he crossdress? If so he's a keeper.
2006-10-14 10:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋