2006-10-09 05:40:48 · 17 answers · asked by Tofu Turd 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
A Dr., SHOT SSS, and an exfoliater to get the "debris" off your skin.
2006-10-09 05:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If she was Nancy Pelosi, probably not. She's a little long in the tooth, but after a three or four Jagermeisters and with the lights REAL low, she's a real hottie. If she was Hillary Clinton, you need more than shots. You need electroshock therapy followed by ice baths. If it was Madeleine Albright or Janet Reno I'd get me a new seeing-eye dog. But do what I do. If the last chick left in the bar at 2AM is a Democrat, (and she almost always is), I'll break her off a mercy piece. But first I make her shave her legs. And then I use protection by BF Goodrich, with the tread-pattern turned inside-out for my own personal pleasure.
2006-10-09 12:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You definitley need a shot to the head for being a complete tool. Someones political views does not mean they need to be insulted moron. This is the kind of the thinking that caused the cold war. Just another close minded fool.
2006-10-09 12:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by cosmiccastaway 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
As long as it wasnt Hillary or Pelosi you should be fine but I suggest follow up visits with Laura Ingram and Ann Coulter.
2006-10-09 12:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by halfbright 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes seek proper medical attention immediately.
In the future, tie a bar of soap around your neck. (This works to repel liberals like garlic and crucifixes do to vampires.)
If you are in a situation where you are being over run by liberals, run into a church. Its rumored that if you can lure a liberal into the house of God, they will immediately burst into flames.
Good luck, after sleeping with a liberal woman you have no doubt opened yourself up to a multitude of sexually transmitted diseases.
2006-10-09 13:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by sHrillary 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. You do not. There is nothing worng with Democrat women, just as there is nothing wrong with Republican men.
2006-10-09 14:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by Angel of Man 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitly check yourself for AIDS. also, if you start feeling sympathy towards Saddam Hussein, and have the sudden urge to vote for Pelosi come November, see a Doctor Immedietly!!!
2006-10-09 12:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
No, but the Democrat does!
2006-10-09 12:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by thumbsdowndevil 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes quick.to the doctor post haste.
Otherwise you might lose your rose colored glasses and see truth.
2006-10-09 12:42:37 · answer #9 · answered by stephaniemariewalksonwater 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No just don't listen to the log cabin republicans you have been running around with. They are just jeolous. HOT BEARD YOU HAVE THERE DADDY!
2006-10-09 12:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋