RESUME OF GEORGE BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under
the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my
driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to
take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By
joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry,
including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in
U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the US stock market.
In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza
Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys
to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
I am a member of the Republican Party.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MID-TERM ELECTIONS.
2006-10-09 05:16:00
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answered by notyou311 7
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Nice. I am republican.
- I don't threaten women, or anyone else.
- I have never beaten up my wife.
- I do not love war, but do see it as an unfortunate fact of the world.
- I was planning to go to Annapolis and become a Marine, but had medical issues that prevented me from being able to do so. Were, or are you willing to serve your country? Do you even do volunteer charity work? (I do.)
- We as a voting population cannot control who is brought into the administration. We can call our Senators and tell them what we think. Have you done that?
- I don't think that any Republican worships George Bush.
- I am not even sure what to say about your reference to the Bible. I didn't think that George Bush was ever declared by any religious authority as the "Anti-Christ."
- We do not love murder. We do not get excited about ending lives. I am not in favor of the death penalty, euthanasia or abortion. Do you condone any of these? All are equivalent. If you want, I’ll explain it to you in detail, but the short version is that each involves stopping the beating heart of another individual. Have the minute men shot and killed any illegal immigrants? If they have, I say we should prosecute them.
- Yes, republicans cover up incidents, but so do democrats, independents and so on. It is sort of the nature of the political machines. It happens here and around the world.
Is the Republican Party perfect? Is the Democratic Party? Is any institution created by men? NO. Do we need to work together to make things better? YES.
I am willing to work to make the world better, without name calling and playing the blame game. How about the rest of you?
2006-10-09 05:37:00
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answered by math_prof 5
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Lets all sit back and permit all the illegals in the country including all the terrorists. These are the results.....
At your expense, that is TAXES....you will be providing free health care for them.... While they work and pay no taxes. They send their money home (and I don't mean the United States).
Mexico takes a cut of the money. It is a win win situation with permitting the illegals in this country. Let's not forget the Mexican government provides them with maps and kits to ensure there success in coming across.
This country should be for all who desire to succeed but take a number and get to the back of the line like the rest of the world.
As for the terrorists, let them blow-up the united states since we will not agree to convert to Islam. Oh, by the way don't put up your arms and ask the military to protect you because your taxes are now paying for the illegal immigrants.
Mark Foley is only one person who does not represent all of the Republican Party.
Check history out. Discover all the perverts that have been in office both Democrats and Republican. Teachers are molesting OUR children. Oh by the way, are you a teacher? Take some time out and chew on that for a while.
2006-10-09 05:34:35
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answered by toppurplecheese 1
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Republicans are yellow-bellied cowards? im sorry, are we talking about the same peope here? don't you mean liberal democrats are cowards? their "God" Kofi Anan of the all-important U.N. thinks Iran may be involved in Nuclear activity and all the coward can do is threaten sanctions?? does that seem like the work of a brave man to you? and, incedentally, i wouldnt start talking about Foley, because Republicans condemn Foley for what he did-he does not represent the vast mojority of republicans- but lets take your hero B.J. Clinton, the Pervert Rapist extraordanaire. he gets serviced by an intern in the oval office, gropes countless other women not his wife, rapes quite a few other interns and other women, lies repeatedly to the supreme court and to America, and Democrats hail him as their Hereo! 'nuff said. I dont see him being such an all fired hero when he shakes the hand of the murderer of countless innocent people, Yassir Arafat. Is it brave to shake hands with the biggest man on the playing field at that time? i think not. is it brave to stand up for the little guy (which you Dems claim to do) namely, Israel. Israel is at such a disadvantage in this little war (if youv'e ever seen a map) you'd think the "compassionate" Dems would rush to Israel's Defense. instead, Bush did, who was the only one with big enough balls to go after the terrorosts who attacked us on 9/11. and all liberals can do is stand around and sing kumbaya? So who exactly is the brave guy? Kofi Anan? Nancy Pelosi? give me a break, and go back to singing kumbaya, and let the brave men and women of the army do your dirty work and keep your democracy safe from terrorist invaders. how do you sleep at night?
2006-10-09 05:27:39
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answered by Anonymous
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SIEG HEIL!! I guess I'm a nazi.
I am against the unabashed socialism your party represents. I guess that makes me a Nazi.
Let's talk about the Iraq war. If clinton had done it right, instead of a stupid missle attack, sent in the troops the way we have done now, you partison hacks would be all on board defending his actions.
let's talk about gay pedophile congressmen! when your party has a sex scandal, including one of your own haveing sex with a 17 year old boy, and including ones who's boyfriend's run gay brothels out of their homes, you applaud them, you let them chair comittees.
No you can't see your own hipocracy! Why? because you have been brainwashed into thinking if someone else is sucessfull, they take away from you. IT's CRAP! If i write a book, and get rich from it, who benefited besides me? the employees at the paper company, the employees at the printing shop, the employees at the bookstore chain, the employees at the gas station tht you spent money at to get to the bookstore to get my book. You see how it works? That's the capitalism you hate! I got rich, from creating something out of nothing. And others made money as well. But no, you people want to tear that down. All because your are brainwashed into thinking you have a "right' to a middle class existance. You have no such right. You have to get up off of your *** and earn it. If you make minimum wage, it's not Gerorge W. Bush's fault...look in the mirror! You made the choices that got you there. Stop being so god damned bitter and make something of yourself instead of voting for people who want to pick the pockets of those that have to give to you to make it "fair." Life ain't fair.
2006-10-09 05:32:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Republicans are not cowards. As far as Foley, why should we make a big deal of it? After all homosexuality is normal, right? Well then why not child molesting and bestiality and all that, anything anyone wants to do? WHere is the liberal "tolerance" of all lifestyles? Anyone breaking the law deserves to be killed, we must protect the law abiding citizens of this country.
And I believe just as many liberals abuse women. And as far as obese, the majortiy of blacks and hispanics (I read this, so don't call me racist) are overweight and we know that the majority of them aren't Republicans. Also consider it might be the environmnt that a Nazi was raised in that caused them to become so, maybe they needed to "belong" to a group because society left them out and something. Isn't that what everyone says to defend non white hate groups?
2006-10-09 05:20:01
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answered by reallyfedup 5
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Your questions and rantings are infantile. Both political parties are guilty. W may not be your cup of tea, but he was elected as president so deal with it. Living through 8 years of your god, Clinton was nightmare enough for all of us. Oh yeah, look up the congressional page scandal of 1983 if you want to read more about what congressmen (not only reps, but dems too) like to do with them. Get your facts straight before you rant and rave about things you know nothing about.
2006-10-09 05:20:52
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answered by Princess of the Realm 6
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Twenty six. I thought I had come across twelve more but there bellies were more of and orange tint.
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answered by Anonymous
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Geee. Why dont you just come on here and make up a bunch of crap.
Can't believe some people actually agree with your dribble.
Guess you knew that would happen though.
2006-10-09 05:44:15
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answered by gizzardout 3
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Look moron. You did not even quote one fact in your question. We go to war because we need to and we all fight and have fought. We do not beat our wives and as for murder I thought it was you liberals that liked abortion. Quote some facts with your accusations next time. Yes Foley is a dumass and we admit it but dont forget you have just as many if not more idiots in your party.
2006-10-09 05:20:51
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answered by bildymooner 6
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See, the whole yellow-bellied coward thing comes from emulating their leader, GWB who was so frightened of going to war that he had a congressman put him in the National Guard, where he, by all credible accounts, derelicted his duty and deserted the Army.
Clearly, the Repugs have no choice but to think that if the All-Powerful God GWB did it, why, that's just dandy for them, too.
2006-10-09 05:10:29
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answered by Stuart 7
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