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Well, I have a really busy life, so I was just wondering... you know... if you have the time... would you like to get married later?

2006-10-09 05:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 1 0

Back when I was in sales, I had a customer say "I don't want to think of you as just my sales rep, I want to think of you as a real woman," and proceed to explain what he would do with a "real woman". It was one of the worst lines I'd ever heard - and put me in a very awkward situation. Upside is that later he was fired for saying similar things to his own employees.

2006-10-09 11:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by Stef 3 · 0 1

I used the one voted most likely to actually get a date out of the person you're using it on (mainly girls) (actually surveyed in Newsweek magazine)
"was your father a theif, because I think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

2006-10-09 11:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by nate_oddy 2 · 0 0

I don't use pickup lines, simply because any line you use is going to sound phoney and cheesey. I just let things happen as they may.

2006-10-09 11:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you want 2 go dutch on a bastard ?

2006-10-09 11:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by bgmbgmbgmbgmbgmbgm 2 · 0 0

Hey, do you wanna swap some gravy??

2006-10-09 11:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"If I can re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Yeah, and I'd put F and O together."

2006-10-09 11:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i wish consonants were few.. so that you and i could be closer.



ok, you may stop shuddering now.

2006-10-09 11:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by doe 3 · 0 0

Hey baby want to make babies?

2006-10-09 11:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by M_DragonKnight 3 · 0 0

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