2006-10-09 04:22:18 · 21 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You have gotta CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN...quick!
2006-10-09 04:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by tracetraining 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Rubber Chickens are easily controlled by magicians and clowns. However, both are equally as dangerous. The clown may save your house, but take over the neighborhood and hold it hostage with the help of a magician.
2006-10-09 04:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Joe B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take a shower. Rubber chickens and ducks only like baths.
2006-10-09 04:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If he used the force, to take over your house, you should call the Jedi for help.
Right now they are busy making the new cartoon seris for George Lucas.
2006-10-09 05:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put it's rubber legs inside it's rubber beak.
2006-10-09 08:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you could send in a female mime dressed up as a chicken and se if he falls in love with her......
then build an invisible box around them both.
2006-10-09 08:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG animal control at once!!! And if all else fails, make a break for it out the door!!!! It's little rubber legs can't go THAT fast, can they??
2006-10-09 04:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by too tired to sleep 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Turn up the thermostat. He will eventually melt and you can have your house back.
2006-10-09 04:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you could always stick that rubber chicken somewhere
2006-10-09 04:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by janine a 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Point out it has no spine, it will soon see the error of its ways
2006-10-09 06:22:53 · answer #10 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Find an amorous Turkey and but them together
2006-10-09 04:25:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋