Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tale tellings begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, using my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy stayed silent, ...slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
2006-10-09 03:31:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha ha ha :) :) :) Cute
2006-10-09 07:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You watch too many gay movies. All the cowboys I've been with have been more straight than an arrow.
2006-10-09 10:33:07 · answer #2 · answered by JustJane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute story...but let me assure you, they are not! I am a city girl all the way, and went to high school in a small ranching community. I can promise you, those boys are almost NEVER gay....and I am thankful for it!
2006-10-09 10:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep - the strong, silent type - puts me to mind of Clint Eastwood during his Rawhide days . . . lmao
2006-10-09 11:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know about real cowboys but my Eagles kicked some Cowboys booty!
2006-10-09 10:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by always thinkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cowboys are hoooooooot
2006-10-09 10:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by stuffy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-10-09 10:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope not
2006-10-09 13:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-09 10:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by Super Clean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hopefully not...
2006-10-09 10:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋