My wife beats me off with a Baseball Bat to leave her alone. I'm a hungry Wolf:)
Once she locked herself in the bathroom and I broke the door down and then had sex on the floor.
She likes the games....lol were great together.
I had the door replaced...lol
She also likes me to sneak in the house at night dressed all in Black and climb through the window and attack her in the bed and have sex. I'm supposed to be the robber breaking in the house.
We even do the break in the house and she is in the shower and I jump in the shower with her and she screams real loud )Get Out)....my husband will be home soon, and we make love.
We started theses games years ago and it has become a tradition in our marriage, but were happily in love. Our freinds say were crazy...lol
My next move will be to dress up as Batman on Halloween and bust through the bedroom window and she is supposed to be sitting behind her dresser mirror combing her hair in her pajamas.
2006-10-09 03:08:44
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answered by Anonymous
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I would be pissed if It was only once a month. Are the circumstances weird? Does he live 500 miles away or is he just not in the mood and lazy?? I would not put up with that crap. I would rather be alone and lonely, than be in a relationship and be lonely. I would move on, unless there was one really good reason that could be talked about and figured out in a hurry!!
2006-10-09 10:08:32
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answered by Niecy 3
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Well assuming you are in a relationship once a month is enough if you are both satisfied with it. Personally I think several times a week is ideal. Actually this is an area of mismatch (resulting in frustration for one) among most couples
2006-10-09 10:20:24
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answered by dano 4
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Well, I'm married and my husband do it around 4-8 times a week. So I don't think I would be able to handle once a month, unless I was single.
2006-10-09 10:09:28
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answered by Julie 3
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well i'm single and have no sex, but if i had a girlfriend i'd want it more like once a week.. in fact people in college have sex all the time. once a month ain't enough
2006-10-09 10:06:03
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answered by painfullyaverage 3
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It's not quantity....it's quality. Your mate may be tired, not have the same drive as you, or you both may need to learn each other's likes and dislikes. Don't get fooled by averages. Don't look to other couples. Sex is an important ingredient in relationships, but don't attach too much importance to the act of sex...because it is the act of lovemaking which is important. Have fun!
2006-10-09 10:58:00
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answered by Mr. Grudge 5
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Once a day, Sometimes two depending on the amount of coffee I have drank, Woman on her period, NO PROBLEM !! and if my Woman is not in the mood I take matters in my own hands. My Right or Left has never turned me down ROFL
2006-10-09 10:10:16
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answered by alig8or_1965 1
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I hope your not living together, every day is the ideal although we all slip up but any less than 4 times a week seems pretty pathetic
2006-10-09 10:06:36
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answered by survival_paul 4
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I average about 3-4 times a month...at least with someone else around :-)
2006-10-09 10:06:12
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answered by Judy the Wench 6
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once a month ha. i have it every day two or threee times and more if i want it
2006-10-09 10:06:19
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answered by bowhunter6778 2
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