Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."
"What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"
Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
2006-10-09 02:58:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2016-10-19 02:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-09 03:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a strange joke but nice
2006-10-09 03:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. That actually tickled me.
2006-10-09 03:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha why does this sound like your talking from experience
2006-10-09 03:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by redants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-09 05:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, real funny
2006-10-09 03:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that's cute :)
2006-10-09 03:01:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA
2006-10-09 03:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋