She said ... Hey, gummi bear guy, where did that lip stick stain come from???
I said .... "that's just ketchup"
now I'm on the sofa .... what should have I said????
2006-10-09 01:13:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should have said "Mind your own f*cking business, you wretched whore. Why isn't dinner ready yet?"
2006-10-09 01:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
If it really was ketchup then u gave the correct answer. On the other hand if it was lipstick then u gave the wrong answer. In future remember be faithful to ur wife and always tell the truth or next time u may find it's divorce court rather than the sofa. x
2006-10-09 08:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by stormy_sinderella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well the truth of the matter is that im a transexual and as i was getting changed I forgot to clean my lipstick off and it smeared on my shirt, so thats the reason why, I shale be more careful next time. I hope its not to hard to get off will it leave a stain, im sorry. Do you fancy chinese tonight, my treat"
I think that should do it. Good Luck.
2006-10-09 08:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the tennis court right? And i was playing a round with my best buddy and then this girl that looks exactly like Rosie O'Donnell came onto the court. I mean, this girl could be her twin for all i know. Well, she comes up to me and the ball hits her in the head. She falls down on the ground. And she's this big whale of a woman so it made this like loud-a s s thud. So my best friend and i bend down to make sure she's totally fine. My best friend starts giving her mouth-to-mouth because he's stupid like that. You know he's stupid like that right? Remember the last Christmas party when he thought was a dog just because he drank two drinks of punch? Anyway, she recuperated by kissing him back. And he was like 'aw sick' and wipes all the lipstains on me. So really hun, it wasn't me. It was my best friend. He's a d i c k.
2006-10-09 08:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looks as if gummi bear is not the only thing you're a "devourer" of eh. Don't lie to her, but if it's not her lipstick, you need to get your act together.
2006-10-09 08:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well....where did the lipstick stain come from? Women know what lipstick smells like....and it doesn't smell like ketchup.
2006-10-09 08:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by julygirl75038 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you have said, the females have a nack to find out the truth. It is better not to complicate matters by further trying to mop up the rubbish.
2006-10-09 08:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have said a kiss from a friend.
Quite honest, why the hell you put up sleeping in the sofa sissy,
That proves your wife you feel quilty and there is more to it.
2006-10-09 08:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by Tero J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well you should not had a lipstick stain.
but must of ;happened when we were all saying go bye to linda, she gave everyone hugs and kisses
2006-10-09 09:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was from the red gummi bears!! Now why didn't you think of that?
2006-10-09 08:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you cheating? Why did you get nervous? If you are cheating you deserve to be on the couch. If you didn't try talking to her after she's cooled off a bit.
2006-10-09 08:18:35 · answer #11 · answered by Sam M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋