2006-10-09 00:58:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Local Businesses ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Liverpool
Sorry that should read teach him a lesson.
2006-10-09 00:59:26 · update #1
If hes getting yer milk order wrong he needs a firework up his @rse let alone in his float Barneyboy lad.
Might I suggest Stevensons Rocket wi 6 shovellers mate??
2006-10-09 07:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you have to do the Father Ted method.
Rig the with a bomb that is engaged when the float's speed exceeds a hefty 5mph. He then cannot slow down or the float will explode. Ring him at that moment, tell him that if he doesn't buck his ideas up, you will activate the bomb and cause a dairy based catastrophe. There will be a lot of crying over spilt milk.
Being a conscientious milkman, he should agree, and you'll never get a botched up delivery again.
2006-10-09 08:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it! Exploding a firework in his float will be such a selfless act of retribution that you will be heralded as the saviour of Britishness!!
Yeah right!Get a grip lad.
Write a polite note in letters large enough and clear enough to read ,stating what it is you would like your order to consist of. Then the day after he has read it, install a recoding of Pomp and Circumstance in your door step.
If the poor soul gets it wrong again, let the tape play at full blast as he places the milk bottles or cartons on your step.
That should get his attention!
2006-10-09 08:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, without a doubt. However given milk floats travel at a ridiculously low speed make sure you do it far from your home otherwise it'll ruin your front garden, and you'll be picking yoghurt pots out of the grass for weeks.
2006-10-09 08:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that would be a good idea, the best thing to do is leave him a polite but stern letter telling him to buck his ideas up, either taht or buy your milk from somewhere else.
2006-10-09 08:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
1) complain to the dairy, or
2) buy it from a shop
2006-10-09 08:10:37 · answer #6 · answered by Colin_Waft 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But of course! Damn the bastard!
Puh - lease....take pity on him....he may be in the early dementia stages of Alzheimer's.
2006-10-09 08:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by rrrevils 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course - incorrect dairy orders always facilitate the need for justifiable revenge acts of terrorism.
2006-10-09 08:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know whether it will teach him a lesson or not (and check on how big he is first!), but the mental image conjured up by your question made me smile this morning. Thanks!
2006-10-09 08:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by avian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!!!!
2006-10-09 08:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋