And you cant wish for more wishes!
2006-10-09 00:57:03 · 43 answers · asked by Dan 3 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Watch what you wish for.
I know this guy who was in the neighborhood bar one day.
He ordered a shot of whiskey.
The minute the bartender sat the whiskey down, a little midget about twelve inches tall jumped up on the bar, and smacked the the glass off off the bar, sloshing whiskey all over the place.
The guy did not even flinch, he just ordered another glass of whiskey.
The minute the whiskey was served, the same thing happened, the little guy hops on the bar, knocks the whiskey all over the place,
The bartender looks at the guy and says "okay, what in hell is going on here, you are paying for everything, so I will keep serving you, but this has to suck for you".
"Well", the guy said sadly, "I was on a deserted island, and before I was rescued, I found a magic lamp with a Genie in it.
The Genie told me I could have one wish, and one wish only.
I wished for a twelve inch prick, and that's him"!
2006-10-09 01:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wish I have 2 more wishes!
2006-10-09 01:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by exsolister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id wish for 3 wishes
2006-10-09 01:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by vicki r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish to be happy with what I have that way I wouldn't need anything else to satisfy what I want. We, humans, are greedy, we stop at nothing to horde everything we see. To put it into perspective look at the worlds wealthiest people, what they have is never enough. One million dollars today is pennies tomorrow and tomorrow they try to achieve two million dollars.
If I were to wish to be happy with what meagerness I have, then I have no need to want those sporting new pumps I saw in the mall, or that sleek convertible car in front of that Mercedes dealership--instead I could live my life enjoying my last season shoes and my rusty car.
2006-10-09 00:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo Medic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-09 01:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by Adsense Publisher 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wish I could have a quick look to see if there is an Heaven, if not then I can be bad, if there is I'll continue to be the angel I am.
2006-10-09 01:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wish for the ability to make somebody I love happier
2006-10-09 01:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Nobody200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a selfish wish, but I would wish that I didn't injury my back, because I'm sick of living in pain.
2006-10-09 00:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by Dorothy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My one wish at this point in time is for you Danny boy to pick me as best answer.
And now I've just read all the other answers, Doh!
World peace.
2006-10-09 01:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by john g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish to go back to Hong Kong with lots of money.
2006-10-09 00:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋