Do you feel the love of the Amish?

Question

On the third midnight of every seventh Thursday there come a Beast to Amish Town;

It is the beast of manliness...

the beast of manliness is the Amish term for the male rutt season;

During the rut season the bull-amish huff and snort and thrust at any and all;

the cow-amish are ohh so hard-pressed to be rid of fa ull grown bull-am in rutt...

they dig and stomp thier mark in the brush and urinate upon foilage

At the conclussion of these trying and sweaty times a full 89.8% of the cows are with young;

Thus brings a thankul release from these trying times and forthwith comes........

.......the future! A beautiful and horrible creature that is oh so unfortunately growing to

extintion;

Through the overpopulation of thier natural habitat and the hunting and poaching of man;

these pittiful beasts have dropped to a startlingly sad number of only 13,000 in all of

.....Pennsylvania. All is not lost. By your generous contibrution of a heartless 13 cents

per month you can help one Am-calf find a brighter future with .......

........Crayons, Condoms and sugar free Cereal almost every other day!

We'll send you a picture of some ugly, random Amish kid with dirt and flies all over his face

AND...a reprinted copy of a stupid letter written by a 48 year old hooker pretending to be..

....a little kid. QUIT NOT CARING ABOUT THINGS AND CALL NOW!!!!!

Answer 1

what's the number" is it 1800-sad&lonely-kids?

Answer 2

Yep

Answer 3

yes

Answer 4

yep

Answer 5

Ah god love them

Answer 6

yes i do