You are riding on a stallion at a constant speed. On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a goose traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your horse and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a zebra. Both the giant pig and the zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
2006-10-08 17:55:30 · 25 answers · asked by mystique_dragon4 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
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2006-10-08 18:01:40 · update #1
There are so many possible answers:
Stop the drugs.
Stop playing the popular online game World of Warcraft.
Wake up.
Jump backwards onto the zebra, then stop the zebra.
Stop the stallion.
Realize this situation isn't really dangerous and keep riding.
Speed up the stallion.
Have the stallion speed up and eat the pig, zebra and goose.
Jump off and into the valley... you die, but the stallion is saved.
2006-10-08 18:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The smartest thing to do is to go to either the left or right since the goose would be flying and there's nothing in the valley. What I would do though, make my stallion stop and do a mule kick to the zebra behind me then get a hard object I can throw, like a rock, and throw it at the giant pig's nuts so that it runs faster and eventually gets out of my way or trips and falls, if it trips I'll have my stallion stomp on its head and then I'll make bacon out of the dead pig. If the goose is flying at the same level as myself, I'll throw the rock at the goose first, everything else I said before would be the same, except I'd throw the goose's body at the pig's feet so it slips.
2006-10-08 19:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by neilgant18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the valley is on my right, that means I am travelling forward. Both the zebra and the enormous pig are travelling at the same constant speed as I am. I see no danger if we keep going.
2006-10-08 18:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Shalltell 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait till the ride is over but if you had fun, put two quarters in the slot and go for the ride again. We all need a few good rides in life.
Have fun and watch out for the first step off the Merry-go-Round.
2006-10-08 18:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mary D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stay on the horse. when the rest tire out, fry the goose, roast the pig and return the zebra. the zoo must be somewhere in the valley.
2006-10-08 19:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by saberlingo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmm, it would seem there may be 2 answers:
1. Get off the Merry Go Round
OR
2. Wake up
But that's just my opinion
2006-10-08 20:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until the merry-go-round stops and then carefully get off.
And, in the future, you can avoid thinking this is a dangerous situation by not drinking so much.
2006-10-08 21:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Math teacher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold on to your stallion wait till the ride ends and get off making sure you don't trip over the goose ride
2006-10-08 18:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by iluvpanic4ever 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since you are on a merry-go-round, you have to wait for the ride to end before getting off.
2006-10-08 18:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by Bronco Bruce 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
push yourself off of the stallion to land on the zebra. go do what you want with the zebra, such as turning around, or having it kill the annoying goose
2006-10-08 18:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋