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Ew... now I'm going to have nightmares tonight

2006-10-08 17:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 2 1

I daresay I'd politely excuse myself from a morning snuggle by telling him I had some sort of communicable disease, have a REALLY hot shower (Lady Macbeth style), swear never to drink absynth again and become a shut in.

2006-10-08 17:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 1 0

I would shower 5 or 6 times, then run to the nearest road & throw myself in front of a bus.

2006-10-08 17:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I will say "come on George, the fish are biting this morning" . Just done the first night of camping.

2006-10-08 18:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Depends on how my nether regions felt.

In all honesty, I can't stand bush and would probably be psychologically damaged for the remainder of my life!

2006-10-08 17:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by iswd1 5 · 2 0

I would wonder how Paris Hilton talked me into such a thing. And wether she video taped the whole thing...

2006-10-08 17:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1 0

I'd take what I can before he wakes up and RUN!

Or sneak out quietly, running would only get me behind the bars..

2006-10-08 17:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 2 0

I would be disgusted, but not surprised. He is taking away all our liberties, so freedom to choose who we sleep with might be next.

2006-10-08 18:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 2 0

shocked obviously, but would take the time to express my views on how poorly he is doing for the American people and give him as much advice as i could before the secret service came to throw me out once he realized i wasn't his wife!

2006-10-08 17:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by fan_of_the_dolphins 3 · 2 0

I would shoot myself and leave a note behind requesting to be soaked in acid.

2006-10-08 19:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Stephanie M 1 · 1 0

I would run screaming out of the room...Oh the picture is burned into my head...help!

2006-10-08 17:29:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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