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last month i tried to jump from my trampoline to the padio roof and i missed and went face first through the screen and smahed my head into the wall

2006-10-08 17:15:35 · 13 answers · asked by Absurdly_insane_13 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I walked into a sliding glass door.

2006-10-08 17:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by beelziesluv@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1 0

I did 28 shots of vodka, jimbean and crown in about 20 min and when I tried to get up and walk I of course fell flat on my face, but I got back up, started stripping and I don't remember the rest, but the bar said that they had a lot of fun. It took 2 guys to carry me home. Then i puked and puked. Woke up in the hospital. I guess 28 shots was too much.

2006-10-09 00:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0 0

Drove my car. But not in many years.
When I hear people complain about police stopping them, all I can think is they should thank the officer. I could sleep with embarrassment, loss of license, and high insurance rates. But I know I couldn't sleep if I caused harm to anyone while DUI.

2006-10-09 00:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I let some idiot talk to me on Yahoo IM for over a half an hour and it was if I was in a singles bar putting up with the low-life. Some people really are desperate.

2006-10-09 00:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0 0

me and some friends were walking around town while we were drunk to go to another party and i don't know why but we lifted the parking blocks in a parking lot and stacked them all up into 2 spots. there must have been 15 in each row. then the next morning we walked by and the cops were there but never found out it was us.

2006-10-09 00:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

This is why people under the age of 21 shouldn't drink...

2006-10-09 00:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0 0

OW! Well I'm happy to say nothing that involved that much pain. :)

2006-10-09 00:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0 0

I sobered up to find out i was married.lol

2006-10-09 00:21:38 · answer #8 · answered by kipdawneast 3 · 2 0

made a phone call

2006-10-09 00:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I drove home

2006-10-09 00:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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