I say hello wait about a minute and then talk
by then people have already began...(smile).
got them! lol
2006-10-08 17:07:11
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answer #1
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answered by soundlady 5
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My fat girlfriend has this on her machine: This is Kimberly and i can't come to the phone right now because i'm either at the refridgerator or at McDonalds. Leave a message and i'll call you back when i'm done eating. I swear i'm not making this up.
2006-10-08 17:09:44
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know about "best", but I used to read the month's poetry snippet out of The Old Farmer's Almanac before saying name and number. Then I realized how annoying it was and stopped.
2006-10-08 17:41:21
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answer #3
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answered by Jarns 1
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"Hello, this is Joe's refrigerator. Joe's answering machine is on vacation, and Joe can't come to the phone now. If you'll slowly leave your name, number, and a message, I'll jot it down and stick it to myself with a magnet for Joe to see. Bye!"
2006-10-08 17:06:04
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answer #4
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answered by catintrepid 5
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I am out and so am I. Leave us a message.
2006-10-08 17:34:13
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answer #5
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answered by catzrme 5
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Ring... Ring... Ring...
Hello, welcome to the notification office for infectious disseases, for large puss infections, press 1. For large red and itchy disseases, press 2. For uncomfortable rear end boils, press 3.
2006-10-08 17:07:07
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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hello, i am unavailable to take your call. if you feel that this call is important leave a message after the beep. if i feel that it is important i will call you back!!!
2006-10-08 17:04:45
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answer #7
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answered by sweettee 3
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Youhave not reached Mrs. buttersworth
2006-10-08 17:03:11
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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2006-10-08 17:02:47
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answer #9
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answered by 6
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it's your dime spend it
2006-10-08 17:01:30
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answer #10
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answered by ? 7
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