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So there are certain things I think men like myself would stop doing if there no women. These things like shaving, working out, etc. What else do you think men would stop doing if we were not trying to live up to the standards of women?

2006-10-08 16:17:47 · 16 answers · asked by random thoughts 1 in Beauty & Style Other - Beauty & Style

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Buying jewelry.

2006-10-08 16:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by kaye t 5 · 0 0

Foolish one! Without women, men would be extinct! The rest of that hogwash would not matter. Although I do have a better reply for you: during the American Civil War, men got into a situation nearly as you describe. They gathered by the tens and then hundreds of thousands into camps devoid of women. Momma was no longer there to remind them to shave, bathe, wipe their bottoms - so they didn't. They also wandered away from camp to take a dump instead of using the slit trenches (called "sinks") intended for the purpose.
And they got sick. And I don't mean just a little boy's tummyache like after eating a handful of green apples. I mean diarrhea due to dysentery and other serious illnesses resulting from improper handling of human waste products. There were 622,000 dead by the end of the Civil War (counting both sides) but only a third of those were due to bullets, bayonets, cannon fire. The single biggest killer was plain old camp diarrhea. Men would form a regiment of a thousand members, go into training camp, and within a month the ENTIRE regiment would be too sick to continue. It got so bad the Army would disband the regiment and send everybody home hoping they would recover and be able to form a new regiment.
The only thing that stopped the wholesale dying was for the Army to make it an offense to do one's business anywhere except in the sinks and to attempt to keep men from drinking water contaminated by human waste. No antibiotics were available then - and the Army's attempts were only partially successful.
Jeez, I betcha you didn't realize what absolute slobs we guys can be, huh? Bet'cha some guys will tell you we know better nowadays. You gonna believe 'em? Ya do, and I'll sell ya my oceanfront condo out in Tucson, Arizona!

2006-10-08 16:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets just be glad that women do still walk the earth. The things that men would stop doing would make a world without women a scary, scary place.

2006-10-08 16:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie73 6 · 0 0

everything they would stop living, no sex no reproduction seriously though not that what I said wasn't serious. but really sports would just cease you could only celebrate so much with other guys. The planet would just deteriate faster than what it has already. Stop working cause they would have the money just piling up and no one to spend it on. They would devolve do stupid stuff that gets them nowhere. That is what I think would happen!

2006-10-08 16:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by dixie_diva_81 2 · 0 0

They will stop cheating on women

2006-10-08 16:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by lisa t 3 · 0 0

Guys would stop speaking politely....and break out the vulgar language.......they would stop bathing probably.....hmmmmm.......stop wearing cologne or deoderant......and definitely wouldn't care about the clothes they wore!

2006-10-08 16:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

stop living

2006-10-08 16:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by Shahbaz .......... 2 · 0 0

They would stop having children...

2006-10-08 16:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by MommyWommy 2 · 0 0

shaving, hehehe, taking showers, taking those blue pills.... hehehehe, enlargement of whatsoever, ... well something like this

2006-10-08 16:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by marinam 2 · 0 0

They wouldn't have anyone to say this to, "stop bitching." And their houses would NEVER be clean.

2006-10-08 17:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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