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I was wearing white shorts and I got my period. It was so embarrassing. I was only 12.

2006-10-08 16:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by Angry 1 · 3 0

I was in Chicago leaving the "L" platform on 79th St....and for those who know....you have to walk upstairs and walk through some doors to the street. So I'd just left the stairwell, when this absolutely foxy thick black hootie struts by in this short short mini-dress.
I stared at her as I was walking and walk right in to the plastic doors to the street. Everybody got a big laugh that day.

2006-10-08 23:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by gimmedanger 3 · 0 0

This one time, I took that huge bi*tch big shirley to Popeye's for her feeding time. It coulda been the 45 lbs of chicken grease she just ate, or the 57 lbs of fried lard she had for breakfast....regardless, she had like a category 24 diarrhea all over the damn restaurant. I got up to go puke & leave without her stinky a*ss. Right then, I slipped & fell right in her nasty anus waste. The worst part was that gigantor made it to the car while I was laying there vomiting & convulsing & wretching in disgust.

2006-10-08 23:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I woke up one morning after a very hard night of drinking--- so much so that I had blacked out--- and the last thing I remembered was playing a drinking game I did not know the rules to. That was early evening.
The embarrasing thing is I woke up naked on top of a woman I had no intention of making love to. I was persuing her room mate who was much sexier! The woman I woke up on top of had a broken neck and was wearing a "halo" neck brace!

2006-10-08 23:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by motohype 3 · 0 0

I pooped my pants during a job interview (and not just a little bit that I could get away with). That's gotta be the most embarrasing thing lately, anyway. For some reason that company never called me back - I think maybe it's racial. Or, it could be because I pooped in my pants... not sure.

2006-10-08 23:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by Smoove B 2 · 3 0

After using a McDonald's restroom, I walked across the entire parking lot with the back of my skirt tucked into my underpants (until someone in a parked car yelled out to me and told me !)

2006-10-08 22:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Schleppy 5 · 0 0

When I passed out in 9th grade Biology class while a film of "the birds and the bees" was being shown and woke up with my dress hiked up above my waist.

2006-10-08 23:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by tamwagon 3 · 0 0

Two years ago I was at work. Isat down, my chair rolled out from under me. I landed on my butt. I was wearing a short dress and my legs were in the air.

2006-10-08 23:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by debraj622000 2 · 0 0

I wasn't watching were I was going and I fell over a fire hydrant. There was a lot of traffic too. Sucked at the time but it's funny now.

2006-10-08 23:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was identified as an America when travelling in Canada

2006-10-08 23:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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