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What level of Hell do I deserve, and how would you make me suffer for that eternity?

2006-10-08 15:43:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Btw, I have taken the Dante's Inferno test, one of them if there is more than one. It said I'm going to the 7th level.

2006-10-08 15:57:05 · update #1

Some of you take this too seriously. I'm just letting people be devious at my expense. Lighten up.

2006-10-08 15:58:43 · update #2

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You deserve the level where satan plucks at your as*s boils with toothpicks, giving you splinters which fester & rot your flesh. Also, you have category 7 diarrhea for eternity....& you're made to endure this all in a closet sized space with no facilities, therefore living in your anal waste, which makes your boils even more sore & infected & full of pus....which Satan likes to pick at & play with & make snot strings with. He does let you out once a day to look straight into the sun for an hour. This burns your eyeballs from the insides out, but hey...beggars can't be choosey!

2006-10-08 15:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What did you do so wrong that you feel like you are going to Hell? There are different degrees of Heaven maybe you'll just be on a lower degree. I think that's where I'll be but I haven't murdered anyone so I really don't think I belong in Hell.

2006-10-08 22:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0 0

being atheist, i dont believe in hell/heaven, i do think that you need a friend, you dont deserve to be treated badly, no one does, grab some ice water, pop a bag of popcorn, put your favorite movie in and cuddle up with your favorite blanket, always helps me when im down. if you have a dog/cat snuggle them, it always helps!

hope you feel better, and you dont deserve anything bad, you deserve to be treated good, unless you did something bad then you deserve to be treated ok. hope that helps!!!

2006-10-08 22:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 1 0

to hell with you?? ok if you say so, just press "basement" on the evelator button. It will take you down there. At first it will seem like you're in the wrong place because of all the beautiful girls lounging about, but you're there, trust me.

2006-10-08 22:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 1 1

I do not believe that there is a place of eternal torment. And I am in no position to judge you, why are you judging yourself?

2006-10-08 22:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by juniper 3 · 0 0

Eternity, and then I would make you drink leftover Mcdonalds grease for the rest of your existance.

-Ryan

2006-10-08 22:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by mycarpultunnel 3 · 1 1

That is something you have to figure out,why are you down in the dumps?

2006-10-08 22:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 0

hmmm. what happened to you? your level of hell will be cleaning the toilets at burger king!

2006-10-08 22:45:46 · answer #8 · answered by nakita 6 · 0 1

Nah...to Heaven with ya!

2006-10-08 22:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. Kiedis 5 · 1 0

You love yourself that much! Hell is what you make it!

2006-10-08 22:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by shookyloo® 5 · 0 0

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