2006-10-08 15:38:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Do a big fat railroad line, and get back to work,, take a smoke break and hit some meth ,, you'll be more productive for at least 2 days,, okay .. if that isn't your thing, (and it's not mine)
grab some coffee, suck it up,, daydream about whatever, and remind yourself of the bills you have coming in,, they have to be paid whether you're tired or not.. it sucks, but that's life,, and that's how it' goes.. If you have a buddy tag team , and switch shifts and sleep in the car,, (only if you trust the fudger).. turn up the radio and dance for the next eight hours,, daydream about me, ,, lol..I'll make you work for it,, Play some online poker, dig thru some old porn, spend 3 minutes personally pleasuring yourself, go take a 10 minute dump, take a 15 minute smoke break even if you don't smoke, screw up your job and have someone else spend 30 minutes figuring it out , while you kick back that time... play dumb, go and try to find your timecard, go and try to make change for the soda machine, take a personal call or fake it,, (home emergency, it can't be helped).. crash your computer or pretend to be dumb, and play it up,run a magnet beside your old computer files and try to find them...
Read this and then get back to work,, check in periodically for answers!!!.. have fun and get back to work,, you blue collar sweetie,, be well and drink a beer afterwards,, dream of that beer.. lol.. okay, I'm done.!
2006-10-08 15:49:57 · answer #1 · answered by Manatee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The biggest thing is movement. Get up and move around. While you're up, start chugging water. Mix in some coffee and soda, but whatever you drink, drink a lot of it. If you have to urinate constantly, you won't fall asleep. If you're near a window, open it up and feel the air moving. If you're stuck inside, turn down the thermostat. Crank up some music if you can, rock out to something that gets you moving. Focus on breathing deep and forceful, and open your eyes wide. Turn on all the lights you can, and focus!
Good luck! If all else fails, get on the phone and have someone keep you awake.
2006-10-08 22:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a list 100 ways to piss my boss off
if you are still tired after that make a list of 100 things you could do to get fired
by the time you get that done your day is over
works every time
2006-10-08 22:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put up the cardboard cutout of yourself that you keep hidden behind your desk and take a quick nap in the bathroom.
2006-10-08 22:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have a coffee, super strong. like 8 teaspoons of coffee and 2 of sugar with a little hot water n heaps of milk so u can slam it down fast :)
2006-10-08 22:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Type stupid questions on Yahoo answers all night and get paid for it, or do some f-ing work and earn your money like everyone else.
2006-10-08 22:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by Stacey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad's a truck driver.. he says the trick to staying up all night is chewing gum. As long a some part of your body is busy, it'll keep you awake.
2006-10-08 22:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫britt♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go get some Starbucks, eat some thing that contains sugar. if you don't like coffee, then drink a coke, if you don't like coke, drink something else with sugar or caffiene. and there's bound to be something you like with sugar in it.
2006-10-08 22:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by purpleplaid87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour scalding hot water on your groin. Repeat if necessary.
2006-10-08 23:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by BAnne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get up and walk around a take deep breaths......get the oxygen going.
2006-10-08 22:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by tamwagon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋