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are the scottish?

2006-10-08 13:46:47 · 7 answers · asked by ady 4 in Politics & Government Government

7 answers

YOU ARE A WEE **** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha
im me ya punk

2006-10-08 13:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 6

They're not tight at all! I had a Scottish boyfriend a while ago and going out with him and his friends would mean a fantastic night with no expense spared, there was never any question of going dutch or me being allowed to buy a drink even!

But I do know a couple of funny jokes that they told me!

Q. What does a Scottish man do when its really cold?
A. Moves closer to the fire
Q. What does a Scottish man do when his beard freezes?
A. Switches the fire on!

Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Two Scottish men fighting over a penny!

2006-10-08 13:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by libbyft 5 · 2 1

its frayed around the edges and in my experience meant as a joke I was with a Scotch unit W W 2 and a more generous lot of guys you would be pushed to find

2006-10-08 22:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 1 0

Don't know mate!

But I remember a Scotsman up before a judge for shagging a cat.

The sympathetic judge let him go free because it was the first time he's ever heard of a Scotsman 'putting anything into a kitty'.....boom boom!!

2006-10-08 14:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Bont11 5 · 5 2

Why have you got it in for the scottish tonight? they are not tight... not all of them anyway.

2006-10-08 13:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

Dumb question. I'm just here for the 2 points.

2006-10-08 13:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by Wayne H 3 · 1 4

Very.

2006-10-08 13:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Chariotmender 7 · 0 4

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