If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

Question

In case you haven't noticed, I'm ripping off George Carlin tonight.

Sorry George. I couldn't think of any of my own.

Answer 1

Nail it closed from the inside.

Answer 2

ouch .... *rubs head* I was having a pee then .... why did you throw that hammer at me :(( Even though I have a big bump on my head thanks to you, I will still tell you the answer. You part knock the nail into the shed, you then go into the shed and pull the nail through from the inside using the claw part of the hammer and then you can put the hammer away into the correct place. There .... there is always an answer to a problem :)) OK, so you may be locked in there but at least you have the hammer put away properly.

Answer 3

There is a reason why you are left holding the hammer,, one day real soon your going to have to get another tool from said shed,, and thats when the old hammer will become once again useful, you should store that hammer in a safe place until you have further need of it

Answer 4

break the window and throw the hammer in the tool shed

Answer 5

leave the window open,throw the hammer inside and close window from out side

Answer 6

use the heel of your shoe. leave the hammer in the shed

Answer 7

If you're on the inside then you put it on the shelf.

on the outside just chuck it at your neighbors dog

Answer 8

Ooooohhh, good question. Makes you go Hmmmmmmm..

Answer 9

i guess you are stuck with a hammer

Answer 10

Throw it away.