PLEASE don't mark this as ABUSE. It is a genuine question.
If I hump my dog it is known as bestiality (punishable by law)!
If my dog humps me, what is it called?
I would appreciate your answers to be two part, giving your reason.
a) Genuine answers.
b) Funny answers (something that your kids can view).
2006-10-08 13:05:37 · 10 answers · asked by God all Mighty 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
I have extended the period, as all answers were not exactly what I was after. Candy G you had me ROFL. Congrats. LordKelvin you are of course correct. Please read the question and resubmit.
2006-10-10 09:15:52 · update #1
In African witchcraft (sangormas) indulge in this act of bestiality, on initiation. (pederasty for males). The binding together of the spirits.
By the same token that you cannot take a pre-teen to court for rape. You cannot take a dog to court for bestiality. hence the question (there might have been some othe word that I was not aware of.) Thank you for participating.
I was actually hoping for an answer along these lines, my assumptions are:
a) Carnality. 'If you can’t eat or urinate on it, copulate/fornicate/rape it (a dogs way of thinking.)'
b) Humanaility. 'As beast is to bestiality, so human is to humanaility (analogy).
2006-10-15 08:08:27 · update #2
dunno when my dog tried ONCE to hump it was classed as NOT a good move lol lol lol
happened to be laying on the floor watching TV at the time and she tried to hump my head..............am still mentally scarred lol lol
2006-10-08 13:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by candy g 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
If your dog humps you then it's called getting tied. Why would you want to hump your dog or let it hump you? If a dog puts his "knot" into your anus when you are tied then it's called a ER visit. Basically this is his area where semen is stored near the base of the penis and depending on the dog size can vary from a walnut to a tennis ball.
2006-10-08 13:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by racquel c 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Dude think of. think of of the adjustments. do no longer in easy terms throw apples and oranges on the table and say they are going to be the comparable in 2 a protracted time. people improve some uncomplicated experience. Marriage between 2 people... marriage between a human and an animal... no longer the comparable! Do i'd desire to describe that too?! Animals do no longer say "I do". They make noises, ******* meows, naayyys, and roofs. they desire one yet another, no longer people!
2016-10-02 02:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by lyon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's still Bestiality, unless the dog rapes you in which case shoot the dog
2006-10-08 13:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you **** a dog the cops will come and people will laugh and point calling you the dog- ******. Well, now that I think about it, you will be known as the dog- ****** no matter what you do. Good luck with you dog's penis, don't get too sore!
2006-10-11 20:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
By the look on your face it looks like the dog is doing you now. Your a sick person,get help.
2006-10-14 21:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by black jack 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If your dogs humps you it's called doing it doggie style.
2006-10-08 13:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Way too much information, racquel c.
2006-10-08 13:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by dh1977 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
K9
2006-10-08 13:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by politicallypuzzeled 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
*singing* "And they called it puppy looooovvve..."
2006-10-08 13:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by JenV 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋