My husband who stands roughly 6'3" almost always splatters the floor when he uses our standard-sized toilet. There are sprinkles everywhere that extend pretty far from the toilet. The problem is so bad that I refuse to share a bathroom with him, and this has been an ongoing source of angst between us. Even though I don't share his bathroom, this is unclean and just disgusting because it gets tracked throughout the house.
I've had many serious discussions with him about this, and told him it even makes me want to leave him because it is so nasty to me (among other things). He says he can't help it and acts like it is normal. But I say pissing on the floor is not normal for a man or a woman, and if it is then you should clean it up immediately.
So what's the deal fellas (especially the taller ones)? Is this something that all of you do? Can it be helped? Ladies, do you have to deal with this? How do you deal with it? I love him, but I feel like his mother instead of wife.
2006-10-08 12:51:39 · 16 answers · asked by neutralparty 3 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
All men sprinkle. Some men are more careful. I take toiletpeper and wipe if I need to.
2006-10-08 13:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is a difference between pissing on the floor and having water splash out of the toilet on to the floor.
If he's pissing directly on the floor, he either needs to do as I did at the age of three and learn to aim, or... If that isn't within his realm of intelligence, then he needs to squat to pee like a little girl.
If it's simple splashing, the best way to avoid it is to piss in the bowl above the water line, something I learned at the age of five. This really is a fairly simple procedure for someone with a modicum of brain power.
2006-10-08 20:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by vwhobo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well.. speaking as a guy that can piss with the seat down and not make any mess, i can say that its harder than u think. i mean yeah ur controlling it, but it doesnt always come out straight. sometimes it'll spray left or right or up or down. and u cant tell where its going to go until u just start peeing. looking at another side of it tho, has he seen a doctor? he may have some kind of urinary blockage thats not letting him really achieve a clean straight stream of urine. like spraying a pole with a water hose it splits off to each side. possibly something of that nature.
2006-10-08 20:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by ben m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm 6'4" with a prince Albert piercing. I never pee in the toilet standing up. I think it's disgusting, as well, to spray it all over the place. Instead I pee in the sink. No muss, no fuss, and no one has ever complained. As long as you rinse afterwards, use a little cleanser now and then, the surface is no different than the toilet and comes in no more contact with urine than the toilet.
Your man sounds like a big jerk to not even try to figure some other method, like an animal who can't control himself. I know the type. I bet he goes in, unzips and one second later a huge stream comes pouring out. Not me, I have a little control, a little anxiety. It takes me a few seconds to get anything to come out, even if it's full.
2006-10-08 20:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I have personal experience with this one. no matter how careful you are, when peeing standing up you get piss on the floor and walls. when your pee goes into the bowl it splashes and makes bubbles. while this is happening a minute amount of pee/water mix splashes out of the bowl and onto nearby surfaces. when there is only 1 man doing this in a house, it is not noticeable. when there are 60 men in basic training doing this, it becomes noticeable. the solution is to force them to drop to their knees to piss. that way there is less pee spray. the way to get unwilling men to do this is to kick them in the back of the knees.
2006-10-08 21:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, a good guy would clean up anything on the floor or the seat. However, if anyone seriously thinks men should sit when they pee, you have got to be f*ckin kidding me!
2006-10-08 20:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by iandanielx 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's a serious thought (and solution)....
Hire a plumber. Install a urinal in his bathroom. They can be purchased at most home improvement stores, and they aren't that expensive.
Have the plumber put it at a level appropriate to his height and need... and make sure it's a tile floor (easy to clean up).
2006-10-08 20:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Jim I 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yeah a lot of guys do that. i was at a job core center and every damn time i needed to use the toilet i to clean the surounding ares of piss and seamen. i was not a happy camper. the way it go stoped was with dorm staff having to forces every student to stand there and clean every toilet and every one had to watch every night. this tok about 30 min...after a month people got the hint.
tell you husnabd to sit his butt down!
2006-10-08 20:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You will be alone for the rest of your life, nag.
A little more of this and this schnook will either leave you or die early.
Instead of pissing away money shopping for new clothes every weekend, have a urinal installed in his bathroom as a surprise gift.
Or let him pee in the sink.
2006-10-08 20:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tell Paul Bunyan to pee in the sink while the faucet is running.It's just like using a urinal and no splatter.
2006-10-08 20:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by gozu 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋