Where do babies come from? Im 30 years old and I was never told.?

Question

Im serious.

Answer 1

Go and read a book about it - you aren't going to get any serious answers here.

Answer 2

First off, when two people have sex, the woman has an egg in her womb which is above the vagina. The man produces the sperm which inpregnated the egg. For a matter of weeks the egg and sperm produce a fetus and voila...a baby

Answer 3

No . . NO
You have to have been in a coma and never have had a hard on.
NO
Do your own research at 30.
I am the happiest at 66 to help most any teen.
But your a dork!

Answer 4

I could answer this question in many different ways. I could be facetious, serious, philosophical, or motherly. I could answer it as a nurse who has helped deliver several babies, or as a Christian who believes in God's beautiful gifts. Somehow I don't think you want all these versions, so I must pick one.
Having had 4 children of my own, losing one in miscarriage, I believe each child to be a gift from God, beautiful little Mini-Me's that carry a part of each parent in their little bodies and souls. Mom's eyes, Dad's hair, Aunt Ethel's nose, they bring each generation into view. But how did they get here?
When Eve showed Adam that apple in the Garden of Eden, she became the mother of all the people of the earth. Childbirth was a painful process, but resulted in a creature that was so loved by everyone, including God, that He sent His own Son to die to save our children. How great is that!
The details of how the seed is implanted into the womb of the mother is best left to your over vivid imagination, or you wouldn't be asking such a question. You already know at your age, I believe.
The miracle of life coming from one little cell impregnating another cell, then traveling down the Fallopian tubes as if it knew where it is going, implanting itself into the uterus...all of this is mind-boggling. There are many dangers to this tiniest of creatures along the way. So many little things that can go wrong. But so many times this process has been repeated in every corner of the world, til we have a world population that is rapidly crowding out other species of life, which also followed a similar path to birth.
This tiny creature, developing in the womb, with magical little fingers and toes, hair, nails, and organs of sight, hearing, intellect, elimination, and those little hearts that start to pump on their own the instant of birth..all of this is so magical to me.
After birth, watching these little people learn to do the things they need to learn to survive in this world, I am struck by the perfection of their little bodies. I love watching them discover their fingers and toes, putting everything into their mouths to see how they taste. Watching them get braver and braver until they take that first step, then within a few days, they are free little explorers, falling and forever getting back up. Soon they start to learn to talk, first with nonsensical gutteral sounds that mean nothing to us, but evolving into language skills. AFter practicing these skills for a while, they are ready for school. From that point on, their learning curve rises sharply. Then, in the early teen years, their bodies mature into adult copies of their parents, and they start thinking about the same process that created them.
What else do you really need to know?

Answer 5

lol ... boy meets girl..or vice versa... boy stick penis in girls virgina... ejaculates and wallah! little sperms go to a egg and create a fetus which develops over the course of 9 months if all goes well...girl gives birth by pushing the baby out her Virginia or by a c-section. ewwwww

Answer 6

The magic fairy of babies. She's related to the easter bunny, only instead of eggs she delivers babies. Right now she's trying to disprove the myth about storks. Which are fake. Duh

Answer 7

well i guess you realy need to know. well its kinda gross im in 4th grade u know!well they come from your butt.yeah i know its gross.Just dont me nervese ok? if u havin one good luck!

Answer 8

Speaking of caves, which one have you been hiding in?

Answer 9

YOU COULD ALSO TRY THE NET FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION. TRY MEDICAL, SEXUAL, PREGNANCY, ECT, AND HIT THE SEARCH BUTTON. HOPE YOU GET YOUR ANSWERS.

Answer 10

haha. well, sometimes a "mans eel likes to visit the woman's cave..."