What's the worst one? It can be one you just made up too. Here's one I thought was really funny and tweaked a little from an episode Family Guy.
Sucide Bomber: I'm sorry I can't bomb the town square *cough* I'm sick. I have a note from my doctor and everything.
Bin Laden: Are you kidding me?! It doesn't matter if you're sick!
Bomber: I'm sorry if I want to die in top condition!
Bin Laden: *sigh* Fine, just go and come back next week.
2006-10-08 10:40:00 · 18 answers · asked by roseyroses14 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, and feel free to comment on my avatar made for the holiday of halloween. I'm a 70's chick.
2006-10-08 10:41:59 · update #1
i knew this man who was missing from work
for about 5 days & when he came back he said
he was abducted by aliens, when in fact he was
so full of liquior he had passed out under his car
out in a field on his property,
he also said to other people that the car jack fell
and the car knocked him out for a week, so who
knows what the real story may be.
True story
2006-10-08 18:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♪σρսϟ яэχ♪ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Goshh...yeah it quite is a tremendously undesirable excuse. :/ even nevertheless this guy in school replaced into late for sophistication and his excuse replaced into that he could no longer locate the door. some each and every physique is basically so undesirable at springing up with excuses. Haha
2016-10-15 23:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by mctaggart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traffic Jam 3 times in one week
2006-10-08 10:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by Aldin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sick and the Dr's office is full so I cant get an appointment today..
your avatar is better then mine ,, see I have the goofy face still..
2006-10-08 10:46:32 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in High School, I once told the teacher that I couldnt do my homework because my hand fell asleep.
2006-10-08 10:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. "We don't celabrate Halloween."
2. Here's my story: I was helping my neighbor with their school fundraiser even though I go to another school. Then, a woman said she's a teacher, at another school so she can't help.
2006-10-08 12:24:39 · answer #6 · answered by Friday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst excuse is.......I was abused as a child.
If a person was abused as a child, and they know it is wrong, they didn't like it, then why do they go out and abuse, or kill innocent people? I just don't understand that.
2006-10-08 10:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dog ate my homework.
2006-10-08 10:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog ate my homework but actully that did happen 2 me except it wasnt my dog it was my rat so it was my rat ate my homework but luckly i got my homework done again b4 class
2006-10-08 10:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't think of an excuse, but you're avatar is way cute!
2006-10-08 10:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by bobbie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋