I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes in private, really like to dress up like Shirley Temple
And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'ma a jerk, didn't get that raise
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty seven days
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry Debbie - I mean Bridget
do you have any confessions? these are mine
2006-10-08 10:36:33 · 19 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
not that i can think of...or is there?....
2006-10-08 10:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... I used your your razor to shave grandmas back, your toothbrush to brush the dogs teeth, then dropped it the toilet and put it back. I love your brother, not you. My real name is rae, I used to be a man, and hate the reverend. I really do like your sister even though I said I didnt want to see her again. I only said it to piss you off. I hate your mother, I slept with your father, and it was me who ran over the cat in the driveway, not the neigbor. Your cooking sucks, you cant sing, and I am repulsed every time you touch me. Oh and by the way... I wrecked your brand new car!
2006-10-08 10:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm still trying to figure it out
Why I am so much like a mout
People stare at me as if I am weird
Sometimes I think I have a beard
But when people see me they laugh so hard
They think I look like a Joker on a card
But I have to tell them I am me
I tell them to open up their eyes and see
I am a bit over weight
I might be a bit late
I also have one breast
But I still have the other so let it rest
I have had cancer
I don't look like her
I am me
Can't you see?
2006-10-08 10:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I sometimes like to look at pics of naked men on the computer.
I think McDonalds has 2 faced. ( I used to work there )
I hate having to keep after my family to take care of their own health ( exercise, reminding them to take their meds - I really wish they could/would do something besides eat on their own)
Sometimes I feel like quitting Yahoo Answers as they can be so frustrating.
I came close to sleeping with another man besides my husband -although I love him dearly)
that's all I can think of for now.
2006-10-08 10:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confessions Part III. hehe, good song. I love the 10 minute R. Kelly parody. And "White and Nerdy" is my new theme song.
2006-10-08 10:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by JKKIII 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confessions are better left under the rock where you are hiding.
2006-10-08 10:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by cremcharl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For some reason or another, I like James Blunt's "Goodbye my Lover." I hate to like it but I like the darned thing...
2006-10-08 10:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait til you find what I put in your Bloody Mary
2006-10-08 10:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have confessions but I would rather die then share them with you! Too embarssing!!
2006-10-08 10:41:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a freakin nut but yes I admit that when I have sex I imagine I am a porn star
2006-10-08 10:39:39 · answer #10 · answered by cora7391 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my confession: I think you're a few peas short of a pod...
2006-10-08 10:40:14 · answer #11 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋