Open relationship my wife and I. I can do who ever I want when ever I want.she on the other hand must request that i allow her to use the vibrator. My question is, Is it wrong to ask my wife to make breakfast for me and my lastest conquest or should I just send the wife to Mc Donalds for a egg Mcmuff and hash browns for us ?
2006-10-08 09:49:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
after seeing your other question about you being jobless and a future homeless couple wanting to pimp out your wife , have her make breafast and think about what Rea said , if your wife serves you green jello , always ask for more cause it's made with antifreeze . the sooner she puts you out of her misery the better for her . look forward to your funeral celabration . everyone here will party hard when we hear about your death . lastly if you send her out to mcdonalds we'll have your meal seasoned with rat piosion
2006-10-08 12:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can only hope that you enjoy wasting peoples time with all those bullshit questions of yours but then again, why not use the vibrator on the ministers wife and send your sister to McDonalds...
2006-10-08 10:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by julesloveslife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely send her to Mickey D's. Maybe she'll be smart enough to never come back.
What you have there buddy is not an open relationship, but a dominating one. If it were open, your wife wouldn't ask permission for anything.
2006-10-08 10:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cinderella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Youre committing adultery in the eyes of God, challenging the holy vows of matrimony and all youre worried about is who gets the breakfast? Cute. I guess to each his own but I bet God is so proud of you two; the perfect holy married couple
2006-10-08 10:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Arthur W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely McDonalds.
2006-10-08 09:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Larry F 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Richard, it sounds like your a dreamer! Kind of a creepy dreamer at that!
Wkae up and smell the coffee when YOU bring it home from McDonalds.
2006-10-08 10:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by peggin_beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What i would say is get stuffed, make your own piggin breakfast. And wouldt ask your permission for anything.
2006-10-08 09:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by leigha 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd cook for ya and have the funeral already planned
2006-10-08 09:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by rae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it would be best to keep your wife and your current "conquest" seperate as much as possible
2006-10-08 09:52:31 · answer #9 · answered by mrs rubberducky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i hope they tear you up for this question!!!! open relationship is fine , but she has to ask? bull_sh-it! her make you breakfast? what kinda crazy lady would ever allow that...u expect us to believe this crap? ha ha ha
2006-10-08 09:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by ~just_jd~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋