2006-10-08 09:25:30 · 32 answers · asked by peter_electro 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
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2006-10-08 09:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by norsmen 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
buy her a mercadeze,a nice big diamond ring , give her an orgasm everytime you make love with her forthe next month and when you have done that clean the house from top to bottom,not missing the corners and bits you cannot see from the sofa.tell her shes lovely andwait on her hand and foot. If you can do all those things,she might just paint the house anyway.
2006-10-08 09:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it look like fingernails, give her little bottles of paint with built in brushes and a phone to chat with. Might take a little longer than expected but neither of you will notice.
2006-10-08 09:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do all the decorating by choice.If your wife does not like painting either do it yourself or get some one in to do it.
2006-10-08 09:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
develop a really annoying habit, that really winds her up, then at the right time, offer to quit the habit if she paints the house!!
2006-10-08 09:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Notre1Dame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try doing it yourself and make such a mess of it that she'll show you how it's done properly! Lol, before you know it - she'll have painted the whole lot!
2006-10-08 09:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Screw it up! Simple really, all I used to do was make a complete mess of even the simplest of DIY tasks and at worst, she paid someone else to do it. At best, she did! Winner all round really!!!
2006-10-08 09:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by coslindasaid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her there is a 5 carat diamond ring at the bottom of the 5 gallon paint bucket, and when she reaches the bottom, she can have it...When she dont find it just say " Okay, so I lied"...think that would work?
2006-10-08 09:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My husband is sitting next to me...he said offer oral.I haven't painted for years!! So good lick,sorry luck!
2006-10-08 09:29:25 · answer #9 · answered by yupthatsright! 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pay her - it's the only way - but no matter what you will be given the ultimate guilt trip if she does it - you will never live it down.
Signed:
A Wife
2006-10-08 09:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by Caroline H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you just saw a makeover program and the finished job was just like your house, only trouble was the owners hated it and the public thought it was tacky, then say but I'm OK with the house the way it is ! - What about you ?.
2006-10-08 09:50:22 · answer #11 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋