What would you think ??
2006-10-08 09:05:46 · 11 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You mean this hasn't happened before........damn I'm screwed then...........I must get rid of my sock puppets before my husband finds them then.......
2006-10-08 13:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take Her/Him with me and explain........
funny things to do while on an elevator.
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
2006-10-08 16:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would join in and support her, if that sock puppet ever talks to her that way again, oh, he'll be in the drawer for some thyme...
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2006-10-08 16:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think he was planning/practicing a funny skit to do for me later.
2006-10-08 16:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by DeborahDel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd feel bad that i was not invited as the judge!
2006-10-08 16:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Don't get me started 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask what he had been drinking and where could I get the same!
2006-10-08 16:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd smile,and say, oh is your MOM coming over
2006-10-08 16:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think she had broken into my catnip again. Wink wink.
2006-10-08 16:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would think it's funny and pick on them about it. lol. im just that type of person...but eventually i'd stop.
2006-10-08 16:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would think that.. he/she musta been extremely bored to death.. or just crazy
2006-10-08 16:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋