Like a gaseous gradiometer?
'Oh, that's a veggie/ red meat mix!'
'Good Lord...that's at least a grade five on the Egg scale,'
'Looks like we have a whole new category here people!'
And so forth. Yes, I'm bored.
2006-10-08 08:21:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Caroline S, you have a God-given talent!
2006-10-08 08:28:23 · update #1
Come change the nappies of my baby son's, you'll come up with a whole new set of categories!!
2006-10-08 08:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Stevie t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to answer this. After careful analysis:
Methane Farts - after eating ham, cheese and mayonaisse for a week they smell like methane. A little bit is lethal.
Water Farts - in the tub when I was little these were the worst. The water particles bonded with the fart molecules oh and it stinks.
Explosive Farts AKA (Shart) - Very bad, these come on in an instant and you might poop your pants.
Poot Fart - This is what girls usually do. Fart to them is deragatory, so they Poot!
Have a Great one!
2006-10-08 08:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by keemster05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Some of my faves are the Rotten Egg Toot, the Skunky Toot, and the (urrrgghhh-worse!) Parvo Poo Toot.
2006-10-08 08:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by damad31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my family we have a rating system
A-F for disgustingness of aroma (A being the smelliest)
1-10 for volume (10 for the loudest)
give it a try, it will give your family hours of fun.
2006-10-08 08:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but his nibs (My hubby) does and he keeps telling me how much he enjoys having a really good poo! is this a guy thing???? it doesn't gross me out, I think it is funny . He thinks that he has the best poos after eating Aduki beans!
2006-10-08 08:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Andielep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than that,as a mother of four I can identify by smell exactly which kid dunnit!
2006-10-08 08:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can go into sound categorys too!
the flapper
the crunch
the donald duck fart
the whistler
2006-10-08 08:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah of course I do cause I have a fart scale at home!
2006-10-08 08:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by carla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really are bored indeed, try and find something to occupy yourself.
2006-10-08 08:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by marizani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just have the ahh that was a nice fart
and fooking hell!
2006-10-08 08:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by VernHead123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋