Once upon a time there was a ardent French football fan called Touzours.He was extremely passionate about the French team and a player called Zinedine Yazid Zidane.
Touzours was very excited about the 2006 World Cup and when France progressed to the final to meet Italy he was overjoyed.
He was at the final along with his best friend RO35.RO35 was of Italian descent but he supported France and loved all things French.
During the match a French player called Malouda was fouled by an Italian called Materazzi.A penalty was given.The French maestro Zidane calmly stepped up and took the penalty.France were ahead 1-0.
Touzours and RO35 went wild and hugged and kissed each other with joy.Touzours even kissed the male Italian fan sitting next to him in the stands!
However,Touzours joy was shortlived as Materazzi(the villain of the piece) equalised with a well taken header.
The score remained 1-1 after 90 mins.
In the second half of extra time Zidane and materazzi had an altercation.
2006-10-08 07:05:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Zidane told Materazzi that he didn't like pasta or pizza and that the Leaning Tower of Pisa was a symbol of the inadequacies in the Italian manhood.
Materazzi retaliated by headbutting Zidane and was duly sent off by the referee.
In the dying seconds of extra time Zidane scored a superb goal from outside the 18 yard box and thus secured victory for the French.
France became champions of the world for the second time in their illustrious history.
Touzours and RO35's joy knew no bounds.
They moved to Pisa in Italy,where they visit the Leaning Tower everyday to pay tribute because this monument was instrumental in France becoming Champions.
Touzours and RO35 grew old together and to this day they reminicse about the glorious summer of 2006.
THE END!
Written By
Miz Boons
2006-10-08 07:13:36 · update #1
To French fans - I thought this might put a smile on your face after last night.
Sorry the story was in two instalments,I ran out of characters!!
2006-10-08 07:17:11 · update #2
I THINK ALL THIS IS VERY REALISTIC EXCEPT FROM THE PART WHERE RO35 AND I HUG AND KISS.
2006-10-08 07:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Haha... I loved the story, especially the part when Touzours kisses the male Italian fan.
The pasta, pizza, and Leaning Tower of Pisa provocation was hilarious, too. I remember that one time, a person on Yahoo! Answers explained that Materazzi, in real life, said to Zidane that his mother cooked pasta better than Zidane's, resulting in the headbutt. =D
2006-10-08 07:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by WaterfallOfDestiny 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"Touzours and RO35 went wild and hugged and kissed each other with joy.Touzours even kissed the male Italian fan sitting next to him in the stands!"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! that was good
2006-10-08 07:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
@mickinz91: where have you been, girl! i'm so lovin' your answers right now. LOL
thanks, mz. boons. it's the thought that counts.
2006-10-08 10:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by tobermory 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol!It did help.My dream on July 8 2006!But..........
never mind!lol!
2006-10-08 07:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by lil_angel 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Wait didn't everyone know about this or is that stupid rumor about Italy winning still going around.LMAO!!!
2006-10-08 07:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by kellogs 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋
lol
miz boons....what an imagination
2006-10-08 11:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice story, not sure bout the kissin and huggin bit...LOL
2006-10-08 07:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooool haha rotflmfao!
2006-10-08 08:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Bou 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and scotland gubbed them tae
2006-10-08 08:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by fifeguy30 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋