you have to choose one....... or a country the size of tiawan will be eliminated
a) you walk down the street and see a sleeping begger...... he has about a tenner in lose change in his hat....... you are a little peckish but only have notes that you don't want to break into so you steal it......
b) you are in the supermarket and a woman next to you slips knockin the whole display of tinned beans onto herself...... they cover her eyes so she cant see for a moment......she has dropped her phone on the floor so you pick it up switch it off and put it in your pocket
c) you go to the local petshop and leave all the doors to the birdcages open.... you know that the birds will probably diein the wilderness but you don't care and do it anyway
d) you leave micheal jackson alone babysitting your child
2006-10-08 05:30:12 · 32 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Riiiight...
a) toooo much conscience to get away with that....as I was munching on my Misery Meal, I'd envision him getting beaten up and ripped off and having to sell his body for a meal and mishearing the contract and being thrown in the mincer and ending up, yes you guessed it, in a burger slathered with what-the-hell-kinda-cheese- is-this and gherkins, and I'd feel so bad I'd have to break the note anyway to buy him a couple of burgers and walk all the way back to where he was and feed them to him, even though they probably contain traces of Edgar, his only friend who he secretly thinks has made it to the shimmering fields of prosperity and pension plans....
So...probably not a)
b) Hmm...willingly introducing someone else's life into my own - and a person covered in beans at that - I don't think so, cos you don't know what people keep on their mobile phones, and maybe if the beans are anything to go by she's a little clumsy and maybe she's having an affair and there are all kinds of sex text messages on the phone, and her big burly lover will suddenly start going crazy and sending me intimate details of what he's gonna do to her the next time they manage to slip away for a quick tryst in the Holiday Inn in Muslwell Hill and I just don't wanna know, but then I'll feel obliged, yes obliged goddammit, to hunt her down and hand her back the phone cos I'd hate her to miss out on whatever pleasure she can get in this life, but I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye as I handded it back with a faint little "Steve said next time bring the policewoman's outfit and the squirrel".
So, not b) either.
d) Well, who knows - maybe Michael's just all kindsa misunderstood, not least by himself. But unless my kid's old enough to wear a wire and a panic button, I'd rather not take the risk of leaving them with someone who's evolving from being Diana Ross into being Liz Taylor...I mean, who's he going to turn into next? Joan Crawford?
c) Birds are just dinosaurs in full camouflage. If they die, at least they die free, and really, who cares either way? Not the people of a country the size of Taiwan, that's for sure, and not me either. c) sounds good to me.
2006-10-09 22:22:18 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F. not one of the above. From my adventure with a church, i wont call which one, they are hypocrites. they don't instruct the bible as they should.i do unlike or prefer an hour sermon on human beings contained domestically. Am married so could not care much less with reference to the girl boy issues. i will drink wine at domicile if I so go with. i will additionally be taught the bible at domicile, i will sing to myself ( I extremely have a karaoke device), and that i will pray all i prefer at domicile, so why do i prefer any church? i do unlike dressing up, i'm not into impressing human beings, I save money, no series plate to place it in :)..prefer I say extra?
2016-11-27 00:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its got to be c i would NOT leave micheal jackson in the same town as my child in let alone baby sit but then a and b would be funny to tell ya mates about
2006-10-08 05:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by lady_luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D Definetely D
2006-10-08 05:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by master_betty_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bye bye birdies.
I pick c. I could say d with no guilt as I have no children but I suppose for a hypothetical exercise I could .
2006-10-09 00:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
d) Any child of mine would have sharp teeth and an even sharper wit. I'd sit back and watch the baby cam, laughing at the carnage...
2006-10-08 05:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do all the first three..
I don't have kids so 4 would be fine
2006-10-08 05:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
C, because the birds' wings are probably clipped, and even if they aren't, birds have natural instincts.
2006-10-08 05:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A but i would swap the change for my paper
2006-10-08 05:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B. That ragaholic was running her cart up onto my heels!!
2006-10-08 06:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋