In 1986 I lived in an apartment complex. It had a center area with tables and BBQ grills. While carrying pork chops to the grill I found a $20.00 bill laying on the sidewalk. I picked it up and looked around to see if anyone was near...there wasn't. I put it under the plate with half of it sticking out.
So I proceeded to the grill and cooked the chops. No one ever came to look for it ..so I kept it. If someone would have came and asked me if I had seen a twenty dollar bill... I would have given it back to them. No you can't have it. Silly child.
2006-10-08 03:18:06
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answered by kar_summers 3
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When I was 14, I watched $60.00 float down out of the sky, onto the pavement in front of me. That was years ago, sorry I spent it.
2006-10-08 03:17:47
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answered by Anonymous
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HAHA this might make me ******* happy too Jack wakes up with a extensive hangover after attending his employer's Christmas social gathering. Jack isn't regularly a drinker, however the liquids did no longer flavor like alcohol in any respect. He did no longer even remember how he have been given abode from the social gathering. As undesirable as he replace into feeling, he puzzled if he did something incorrect. Jack had to tension himself to open his eyes and the 1st element he sees is a pair of aspirins next to a glass of water on the area table. And, next to them, a single pink rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all sparkling and pressed. He seems around the room and sees that that's in ideal order, spotlessly sparkling. So is the the remainder of the abode. he's taking the aspirins, cringes while he sees a extensive black eye staring back at him in the bathing room replicate. Then he notices a notice striking on the corner of the replicate written in pink with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his spouse in Lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the range, I left early to get groceries to make you your fashionable dinner this evening. i such as you, darling! Love, Jillian" He stumbles to the kitchen and beneficial adequate, there is warm breakfast, steaming warm coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is likewise on the table, ingesting. Jack asks, "Son... What occurred final evening?" "properly, you got here abode after 3 A.M., under the impression of alcohol and out of your concepts. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, after which you puked in the hallway, and have been provided that black eye once you by surprise met the door. puzzled, he asked his son, "So, why is each and every thing in such ideal order and so sparkling? I honestly have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT! mom dragged you to the mattress room, and while she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "bypass away me by myself, i'm married!!" broken coffee table $239.ninety 9 warm Breakfast $4.20 2 Aspirins $.38 asserting the final suited element, on the final suited time. . . efficient!!!
2016-12-08 10:38:38
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answered by cheng 4
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My cousin was driving home from work one day and she got to her street and seen a wallet laying in the street. She stopped the car and got out and walked in front of the car, bent down to pick it up, and it was apparantly on a string and someone jerked it before she got her hand on it. She stood up and got back in her car and cried on the way home because it scarred her! LMAO! I thought it was a great joke!
2006-10-08 03:23:03
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answered by Anonymous
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when I was a kid my mom and I saw a 100 dollar bill stuck to the ice on the sidewalk, we both ran for it, slipping and sliding the whole way, my mom got there first, dammit!
2006-10-08 03:20:18
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answered by ? 6
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i found a 5$ dollar bill and no its mine!
2006-10-08 03:14:22
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answered by Anonymous
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I found $100. ...of course I'll mail it to you! Send me your address,,,and you'll get a check in the mail!!!!
2006-10-08 03:15:04
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answered by JoJoCieCie 5
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